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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by dbcooper » 16 Mar 2017, 05:58



Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Sandy » 16 Mar 2017, 09:27

Good. Peacocks are annoying as hell.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by JasonL » 16 Mar 2017, 09:44

A chicken in evening wear is still a chicken.

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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by nicole » 29 Mar 2017, 11:43

Jfc
The body of 25-year-old Akbar was found when local people cut open the seven metre (23 foot) python after it was found bloated and slithering awkwardly in the village of Salubiro, on the eastern island of Sulawesi on Monday.

"We were immediately suspicious that the snake had swallowed Akbar because around the site we found palm fruit, his harvesting tool and a boot," said Junaidi, a senior village official, who like many Indonesians goes by only one name.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Andrew » 29 Mar 2017, 11:49

Snek hero, Akbar zero?
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by nicole » 29 Mar 2017, 11:52

obvs
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Hugh Akston » 29 Mar 2017, 11:55

Seriously Akbar, if you can't see a 26-foot reptile with no legs coming at you, you kinda got what you deserved.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Kolohe » 29 Mar 2017, 14:38

Akbar didn't recognize the trap he was in
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Post by Sandy » 30 Mar 2017, 09:38

Kolohe wrote:Akbar didn't recognize the trap he was in
Recognizing that is how you make Admiral.
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Post by pistoffnick » 31 Mar 2017, 14:13

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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by lunchstealer » 31 Mar 2017, 15:56

pistoffnick wrote:Puffer fish courtship
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2012/09/s ... -fish.html
Holy shit. To watch that bit, they wanted me to sit through almost three minutes of a nu-metal Peavy ad.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by JD » 31 Mar 2017, 16:01

In behavior never before documented, 15-pound badger buries entire 50-pound calf carcass.

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Post by nicole » 31 Mar 2017, 18:19

Florida's growing manatee population is a "dramatic turnaround" from the 1970s, the federal government said as it officially removed the aquatic creatures from the endangered list.

The West Indian manatee will now be considered threatened -- a marker of progress in the species' recovery.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

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:)
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Kolohe » 01 Apr 2017, 11:11

The kids these days, amirite Mr Penguin?
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Warren » 01 Apr 2017, 11:13

You tell them and tell them, and it all goes in one ear and right out the other.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Rachel » 01 Apr 2017, 19:08

Awesome :-)
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Hugh Akston » 13 Apr 2017, 05:54

No Ant Left Behind: Warrior Ants Carry Injured Comrades Home
A few years ago, Frank was working at a field station in the Ivory Coast when he noticed that some of the ants marching home after battle weren't carrying termites. Instead, they were carrying other ants.

"And I was wondering, 'What exactly was going on there? Why were they carrying some of the ants?'" he recalls.

It turns out, those transported ants weren't dead — they were injured.

Ants sometimes lose a leg or two, which makes it hard for them to walk. Or, they can be weighed down by a dead termite whose jaws had clamped onto them. Either way, they're slower than uninjured, unburdened ants.

By marking these injured ants with paint, Frank learned that in nearly all cases, they made a full recovery after being carried home to recuperate. They learn to walk with fewer legs, and their ant buddies apparently will pull off stuck termites. It doesn't take long for an ant that's been hurt to once again be ready for action.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Kolohe » 13 Apr 2017, 08:59

"Hi I'm Trace Antkins with the wounded warrior project."
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by nicole » 15 May 2017, 10:27

Orcas hunt great white sharks just to eat their livers and hearts.

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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Hugh Akston » 25 May 2017, 11:46

Kuwaiti pigeon caught with backpack full of ketamine

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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Rachel » 25 May 2017, 12:40

apparently pigeons have long since been used to smuggle drugs into prisons in Costa Rica. That is why the War on Drugs will always fail.
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Warren » 25 May 2017, 12:55

I'm just happy the bird availed himself of the oppertunity to shit on Mr. Customs Man's cocobolo desk.
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