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Is it kosher to wear leather?
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Hugh Akston wrote: 08 May 2020, 12:09 Is it kosher to wear leather?
Yes, but then you can't also use butter as lube.
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Warren wrote: 08 May 2020, 12:44
Hugh Akston wrote: 08 May 2020, 12:09 Is it kosher to wear leather?
Yes, but then you can't also use butter as lube.
This comment is top quality. Well done, sir. *doffs chapeau*
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Ellie wrote: 08 May 2020, 21:18
Warren wrote: 08 May 2020, 12:44
Hugh Akston wrote: 08 May 2020, 12:09 Is it kosher to wear leather?
Yes, but then you can't also use butter as lube.
This comment is top quality. Well done, sir. *doffs chapeau*
*slight nod*
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I in kind commend the quality with which you denote you have drunk deeply whilst not polluting the waters that others may also quaff from my well.
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https://apnews.com/79346b4e428676424c0e5669c80fc310
After retiring in 2016, he worked as a private security contractor in Puerto Rico following Hurricane Maria. In 2018, he set up Silvercorp USA, a private security firm, near his home on Florida’s Space Coast to embed counter-terror agents in schools disguised as teachers. The company’s website features photos and videos of Goudreau firing machine guns in battle, running shirtless up a pyramid, flying on a private jet and sporting a military backpack with a rolled-up American flag.
I'm still cracking up at this. Putting tier-one operators undercover in highschools is some Danny McBride 21 Jump Street parody shit.
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JD wrote: 14 May 2020, 15:17 The Manowar Lyrics Generator
LOL. That's fantastic.
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dbcooper wrote: 13 May 2020, 02:52 https://apnews.com/79346b4e428676424c0e5669c80fc310
After retiring in 2016, he worked as a private security contractor in Puerto Rico following Hurricane Maria. In 2018, he set up Silvercorp USA, a private security firm, near his home on Florida’s Space Coast to embed counter-terror agents in schools disguised as teachers. The company’s website features photos and videos of Goudreau firing machine guns in battle, running shirtless up a pyramid, flying on a private jet and sporting a military backpack with a rolled-up American flag.
I'm still cracking up at this. Putting tier-one operators undercover in highschools is some Danny McBride 21 Jump Street parody shit.
I went to look at their website, and HOOOLY CRAP is it hilariously bad. The rah-rah stuff aside (and it's pretty hilarious all by itself), the copy looks like it was written by a sixth grader and the site looks like it was written by someone in their first five minutes with an HTML editor. Sample paragraph copied directly from the site:
We live in a dynamic modern age with uncatagorized threats and dangers. Silvercorp USA prides itself on being able to meet these unseen events head on. We use a the Special Operations planning method to analyze and mitigate every unforseen situation.
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JD wrote: 14 May 2020, 16:24
dbcooper wrote: 13 May 2020, 02:52 https://apnews.com/79346b4e428676424c0e5669c80fc310
After retiring in 2016, he worked as a private security contractor in Puerto Rico following Hurricane Maria. In 2018, he set up Silvercorp USA, a private security firm, near his home on Florida’s Space Coast to embed counter-terror agents in schools disguised as teachers. The company’s website features photos and videos of Goudreau firing machine guns in battle, running shirtless up a pyramid, flying on a private jet and sporting a military backpack with a rolled-up American flag.
I'm still cracking up at this. Putting tier-one operators undercover in highschools is some Danny McBride 21 Jump Street parody shit.
I went to look at their website, and HOOOLY CRAP is it hilariously bad. The rah-rah stuff aside (and it's pretty hilarious all by itself), the copy looks like it was written by a sixth grader and the site looks like it was written by someone in their first five minutes with an HTML editor. Sample paragraph copied directly from the site:
We live in a dynamic modern age with uncatagorized threats and dangers. Silvercorp USA prides itself on being able to meet these unseen events head on. We use a the Special Operations planning method to analyze and mitigate every unforseen situation.
That whole thing was a clown show.
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Someone ran AC/DC through a song lyrics generator. Surprisingly, it churned out a song about women and balls. Go figure.
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"Yours is the much better comeback." -JD
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Ellie wrote: 19 May 2020, 11:37 Thread

That is amazing.

Some more from that site.

I have no idea what's supposed to be going on here. There's a kid in a crib, whose way too big for it, and I guess God is giving him a giant sword with upside down crosses on it from a nearby ocean? I know my bible knowledge is pretty rusty but I don't recall this part.
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"Who's that?" The ghost of a creepy homeless man apparently.
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I thought that was Steelers TE Heath Miller for a sec. it’s not.
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Computer, show me a picture of the world's most obvious pedophile.

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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My favorite of this meme so far:

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Took me a minute. :)
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I gave it three minutes and gave up.
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They could have used a more recognizable picture of Marilyn Manson...
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Ellie wrote: 31 May 2020, 08:45 They could have used a more recognizable picture of Marilyn Manson...
Well I got the Manson part, it's the rib image that's tripping me up.
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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/getting-waisted/
Male rocker Marilyn Manson has also battled false rumors he’s had ribs removed. In his case though, the procedure wasn’t to reduce waist size; it was to facilitate oral self-gratification.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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