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JD wrote: 17 Apr 2020, 16:39
Warren wrote: 17 Apr 2020, 11:49
dbcooper wrote: 17 Apr 2020, 04:08
You should find out.
Doesn't the question really contain the answer? I mean, isn't it "either they feed you or you shoot yourselves"?
The question is which.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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I mean worst case scenario some assholes get some burgers that are somehow always disappointing no matter how much you pre-acknowledge that they will claw their way up to it but just won't quite cross the line from mediocre to good.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Can’t believe Dr. Beans didn’t get 1st author credit, he’s normally the best at tooting his own horn.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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"Yours is the much better comeback." -JD
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That's not just one but two awkward typos...
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Also I thought Ellie would get a laugh out of the name of this item at the hardware store:
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JD wrote: 26 Apr 2020, 10:31 Also I thought Ellie would get a laugh out of the name of this item at the hardware store:

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Gonna tear you a new one?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

JD, you were NOT wrong. Actual LOL.
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Doktor T got published in Mcsweeney's

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who ... ts-schools
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Kolohe wrote: 30 Apr 2020, 11:09 Doktor T got published in Mcsweeney's

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who ... ts-schools
That's great!
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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And if you thought the M1 Abrams tank "Dropped As a Baby" was fearsome...

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"Sharks do not go around challenging people to games of chance like dojo breakers."
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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So does anyone know what "for subs" means anyway?
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Highway wrote: 07 May 2020, 23:01 So does anyone know what "for subs" means anyway?
For subscribers. It was probably password-locked or something.
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dbcooper wrote: 07 May 2020, 19:19
AAHAHAHAHAHA I love it
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Ellie wrote: 07 May 2020, 23:20
dbcooper wrote: 07 May 2020, 19:19
AAHAHAHAHAHA I love it
Israel tells me what to do, and if I don't I'm a bad boy.
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lunchstealer wrote: 08 May 2020, 11:56
Ellie wrote: 07 May 2020, 23:20
dbcooper wrote: 07 May 2020, 19:19
AAHAHAHAHAHA I love it
Israel tells me what to do, and if I don't I'm a bad boy.
Bad boys get spanked.
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