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thoreau wrote:
14 Nov 2019, 17:26
Hugh Akston wrote:
14 Nov 2019, 17:24
This is why I can never buy the 'Trump is a foreign agent' theory. Russia would never recruit anyone this incompetent.
Lavrenti Beria would have had him liquidated for incompetence, I give you that.
I am reminded of an old Soviet-era joke. Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, and Brezhnev are all riding on a train when the train suddenly stops. Lenin says, "We must organize the workers to get the train moving!" Stalin says, "No, we should shoot the workers for failing to keep the train moving!" Khrushchev says, "We should pull up all the track from behind us, and put it down in front of us!" And Brezhnev says, "I think we should just close our eyes and rock back and forth and pretend the train is moving..." (An extension of this joke had Gorbachev doing things like declaring that "no tracks" was the way of the future.)
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Eric the .5b wrote:
30 Oct 2019, 21:18
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This just came up on my Facebook today:

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Ellie wrote:
17 Nov 2019, 01:07
Eric the .5b wrote:
30 Oct 2019, 21:18
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This just came up on my Facebook today:

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That's some intense flavor.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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dbcooper wrote:
25 Nov 2019, 03:26
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"Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
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Eric the .5b wrote:
25 Nov 2019, 06:47
dbcooper wrote:
25 Nov 2019, 03:26
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ahahahaa

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I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston

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Batman Returns is also a xmas movie.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Amusing, but the graphic design for Crosby's album belongs in a horror thread.
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Had a feeling Ellie would get a laugh out of this.
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Bonus points for "we're being forced to do this because America's public schools fail to teach American history"

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11/13 Would click again.
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Warren wrote:
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11/13 Would click again.
Likewise.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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