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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 23 Sep 2019, 23:30

What is that Mads Mikkelson clip from?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 24 Sep 2019, 00:35

Ellie wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 23:30
What is that Mads Mikkelson clip from?
A microwave.

I have a slightly different one in mine. He's just sitting down, reading a book you can't see the title of.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 25 Sep 2019, 08:03

Over the weekend I visited the B.C. Brewery in Maryland. They have a huge selection of taps featuring their brews, and they also have one for water to clear your palate...
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 25 Sep 2019, 09:01

JD wrote:
25 Sep 2019, 08:03
Over the weekend I visited the B.C. Brewery in Maryland. They have a huge selection of taps featuring their brews, and they also have one for water to clear your palate...

[Miller Lite]
I prefer filtered water. To remove the hints of horse piss.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Highway » 25 Sep 2019, 09:03

JD wrote:
25 Sep 2019, 08:03
Over the weekend I visited the B.C. Brewery in Maryland. They have a huge selection of taps featuring their brews, and they also have one for water to clear your palate...

bc_brewery_water_tap.jpg
I wish I'd known, we actually had a band gig at another brewery (Slate Farm Brewery) on Saturday evening that you could have come to, about half an hour northeast from there.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 25 Sep 2019, 10:03

Highway wrote:
25 Sep 2019, 09:03
JD wrote:
25 Sep 2019, 08:03
Over the weekend I visited the B.C. Brewery in Maryland. They have a huge selection of taps featuring their brews, and they also have one for water to clear your palate...

bc_brewery_water_tap.jpg
I wish I'd known, we actually had a band gig at another brewery (Slate Farm Brewery) on Saturday evening that you could have come to, about half an hour northeast from there.
Wish I'd known too! We went south into Baltimore for dinner, but it was a little disappointing; probably would have been more fun to go up and see you.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 25 Sep 2019, 10:16

JD wrote:
25 Sep 2019, 08:03
Over the weekend I visited the B.C. Brewery in Maryland. They have a huge selection of taps featuring their brews, and they also have one for water to clear your palate...

bc_brewery_water_tap.jpg
There was a bar in LA that had that for Bud Light until some AB lawyers came and yelled at them, so they replaced it with a fire hydrant.

Or I'm misremembering and it was either that or they had a Bud Light logo on the water tap.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 26 Sep 2019, 10:32

Snoop Dogg says Martha Stewart is more gangsta than Tekashi. Probably the funniest part is actually where he says "or whatever his name is".
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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 26 Sep 2019, 22:45

The correct answer of course being Curs Light.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 27 Sep 2019, 02:41

Just saw a young king using a mechanical keyboard in a cafe.
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 27 Sep 2019, 16:24

My new keyboard is super clicky and also RGB enabled. It's a bit embarrassing.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Dangerman » 27 Sep 2019, 18:12

RGB is pretty embarrassing, it says "I take my computer way too seriously", and this is from a guy who takes computers seriously. Frankly I'm a tiny embarrassed when people see my gaming mouse because it's a little garish (although super comfortable. Which is why I bought it).

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 27 Sep 2019, 19:37

Curious now *googles "rgb keyboard"*

Oh sweet market forces of vaping! WHY?
Dangerman wrote:
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it says "I take my computer way too seriously"
No. No, it says the opposite.
JasonL wrote:
27 Sep 2019, 16:24
RGB enabled.
Your keyboard is the Comic Sans of office equipment.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Painboy » 27 Sep 2019, 19:39

They can be handy when you have lights down, but I usually leave mine off.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 29 Sep 2019, 09:57

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 29 Sep 2019, 12:41

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 30 Sep 2019, 13:51

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Painboy » 30 Sep 2019, 15:01

dbcooper wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 13:51
It's like an old guy who still wanted to be in a boy band, so he hired a couple of kids he found hanging out at the Gap.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 30 Sep 2019, 15:39

“Hey kids - which button is the last one that’s cool again?”

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dhex » 30 Sep 2019, 21:27

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Hugh Akston » 03 Oct 2019, 15:36

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 03 Oct 2019, 15:46

IT TOTALLY DOES OMG
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 08 Oct 2019, 13:19

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 12 Oct 2019, 08:22

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Dangerman » 13 Oct 2019, 13:34

I probably think this is really funny.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bayesophilia

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