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On Sunday, NYPD Commissioner James P. O’Neill thanked the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office and U.S. Marshals for capturing a long-fugitive cop killer:
Thanks to (the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office) & (U.S. Marshals) for capturing the career criminal who killed off-duty #NYPD Officer Vincent Ling in 1999.

Just one little problem: Vincent Ling isn't dead.
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Was that actually done by the guy who does "Simon's Cat" or did someone just paste the flags on his work?
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One assumes it was stolen by a russian bot farm, but I don't know for certain.
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It's based on a French cabinet minister's joke.
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Yeah, but the lettering above '4gif' looks cyrillic is all.
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I lol'd
But the EU unlocking and holding the door open doesn't fit.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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I don't know if these have percolated out to everyone on the internet yet or not but I find these particularly amusing.

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Some of my faves:
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Those are good stuff.

This is true:

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I'd say these are a strong contender for the Best of 2019.

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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dbcooper wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 02:12
Quite exciting, this computer magic.
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That's actually really great writing for Jack Reacher -- not Jack Reacher the ass-kicker but Jack Reacher the weird aging dude who hitchhikes around the country with nothing but a toothbrush and is baffled by computers and smartphones because he never bothered to learn to use them. I genuinely love that paragraph.
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Ellie wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 10:14
That's actually really great writing for Jack Reacher -- not Jack Reacher the ass-kicker but Jack Reacher the weird aging dude who hitchhikes around the country with nothing but a toothbrush and is baffled by computers and smartphones because he never bothered to learn to use them. I genuinely love that paragraph.
I was kind of shocked to learn that Lee Child is English. Does Reacher ever go on a mission to annihilate a group of English pedos?
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dbcooper wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 10:39
Ellie wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 10:14
That's actually really great writing for Jack Reacher -- not Jack Reacher the ass-kicker but Jack Reacher the weird aging dude who hitchhikes around the country with nothing but a toothbrush and is baffled by computers and smartphones because he never bothered to learn to use them. I genuinely love that paragraph.
I was kind of shocked to learn that Lee Child is English. Does Reacher ever go on a mission to annihilate a group of English pedos?
He's too busy beating up gangs of immigrant punks who harass veterans.
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Let us not forget the tale of Moses and the burning plant.
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Heh
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For Nicole...

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I'm watching some episodes of Intervention Canada and in one, the cameraman has surreptitiously filmed a drug deal. One of the guys says, "That's about a point and a half, eh?" I love that in Canada even the drug dealers say "eh?"
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Dangerman wrote:
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For Nicole
Haha I love that scene
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