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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 19 Mar 2019, 11:13

On Sunday, NYPD Commissioner James P. O’Neill thanked the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office and U.S. Marshals for capturing a long-fugitive cop killer:
Thanks to (the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office) & (U.S. Marshals) for capturing the career criminal who killed off-duty #NYPD Officer Vincent Ling in 1999.

Just one little problem: Vincent Ling isn't dead.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 22 Mar 2019, 00:41

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Post by Aresen » 22 Mar 2019, 00:44

Was that actually done by the guy who does "Simon's Cat" or did someone just paste the flags on his work?
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Post by lunchstealer » 22 Mar 2019, 00:47

One assumes it was stolen by a russian bot farm, but I don't know for certain.
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Post by dbcooper » 22 Mar 2019, 01:37

It's based on a French cabinet minister's joke.
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Post by lunchstealer » 22 Mar 2019, 19:06

Yeah, but the lettering above '4gif' looks cyrillic is all.
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Post by Warren » 24 Mar 2019, 14:55

I lol'd
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 25 Mar 2019, 09:14

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Post by Painboy » 01 Apr 2019, 21:53

I don't know if these have percolated out to everyone on the internet yet or not but I find these particularly amusing.

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Some of my faves:
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Post by lunchstealer » 02 Apr 2019, 03:02

Those are good stuff.

This is true:

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Post by Dangerman » 03 Apr 2019, 18:26

I'd say these are a strong contender for the Best of 2019.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 07 Apr 2019, 02:12

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Post by Andrew » 07 Apr 2019, 08:53

dbcooper wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 02:12
Quite exciting, this computer magic.
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Post by Ellie » 07 Apr 2019, 10:14

That's actually really great writing for Jack Reacher -- not Jack Reacher the ass-kicker but Jack Reacher the weird aging dude who hitchhikes around the country with nothing but a toothbrush and is baffled by computers and smartphones because he never bothered to learn to use them. I genuinely love that paragraph.
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Post by dbcooper » 07 Apr 2019, 10:39

Ellie wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 10:14
That's actually really great writing for Jack Reacher -- not Jack Reacher the ass-kicker but Jack Reacher the weird aging dude who hitchhikes around the country with nothing but a toothbrush and is baffled by computers and smartphones because he never bothered to learn to use them. I genuinely love that paragraph.
I was kind of shocked to learn that Lee Child is English. Does Reacher ever go on a mission to annihilate a group of English pedos?
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Post by Hugh Akston » 07 Apr 2019, 14:08

dbcooper wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 10:39
Ellie wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 10:14
That's actually really great writing for Jack Reacher -- not Jack Reacher the ass-kicker but Jack Reacher the weird aging dude who hitchhikes around the country with nothing but a toothbrush and is baffled by computers and smartphones because he never bothered to learn to use them. I genuinely love that paragraph.
I was kind of shocked to learn that Lee Child is English. Does Reacher ever go on a mission to annihilate a group of English pedos?
He's too busy beating up gangs of immigrant punks who harass veterans.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by thoreau » 08 Apr 2019, 22:02

Let us not forget the tale of Moses and the burning plant.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 13 Apr 2019, 13:31

Heh
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Dangerman » 13 Apr 2019, 18:48

For Nicole...

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Post by Ellie » 15 Apr 2019, 23:15

I'm watching some episodes of Intervention Canada and in one, the cameraman has surreptitiously filmed a drug deal. One of the guys says, "That's about a point and a half, eh?" I love that in Canada even the drug dealers say "eh?"
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Re: Light laffs

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