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Re: Light laffs

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 25 Sep 2012, 01:06

dbcooper wrote:Image
My dad had one of those (from work).
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Hugh Akston » 25 Sep 2012, 03:00

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 25 Sep 2012, 18:28

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 05 Oct 2012, 08:26

If you have Asperger's syndrome does it mean you want to sprinkle people with holy water all the time?

lima oscar lima!

(yes, I may have been roused in the middle of the night by a ridiculous "blood sugar through the roof oh wait blood sugar crashing now" one-two punch and not be at my best)

(BUT STILL)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 05 Oct 2012, 09:37

dbcooper wrote:Image
It's so small!
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 05 Oct 2012, 16:03

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 05 Oct 2012, 16:41

Ellie wrote:
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
I've been told that you get a rec-room in place of the would be nursery after the fire.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 05 Oct 2012, 19:06

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Hugh Akston » 14 Oct 2012, 23:20

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 14 Oct 2012, 23:32

Hugh Akston wrote:Image
It's a humanoid/tribble.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 16 Oct 2012, 17:24

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 17 Oct 2012, 00:20

That shirt is causing me to envision an American flag made out of the same stuff as the wicks in those trick candles. It doesn't even make sense, but it's making me laugh anyway.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 17 Oct 2012, 00:47

:)

And I am 12:

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 17 Oct 2012, 01:31

dbcooper wrote::)

And I am 12:

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More like tropical storm Johnson, amirite?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 17 Oct 2012, 09:43

I laughed so hard at that picture. I should be ashamed. (I am totally not.)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Stevo Darkly » 17 Oct 2012, 14:44

dbcooper wrote::)

And I am 12:

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Yeah -- on a scale of one to 10! That's hilarious!
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 17 Oct 2012, 14:49

I was pretty sure that had to be 'shopped or something. Apparently it is not:

If you liked the animated gif, you really want to watch until 0:17.
I still can't believe it wasn't intentional in some way...I mean, the weird crotch-forward gesturing...
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 17 Oct 2012, 19:35



Check out episode 6 too, or what I would call "Last Dance with Mary Jane"
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dhex » 17 Oct 2012, 20:31

so that was turkish star wars for that taiwan crew that makes cartoons about the news?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 17 Oct 2012, 20:40

That was if Osama Bin Ladin made a series of GI Joe cartoons from the point of view of Cobra Commander. And knowing Allah PBUH(TM) is half the battle.

(you want non light laffs, check out earlier ones where he slut shames some woman on the street and throws the Space Shuttle into the sun)

(ok, the Space Shuttle one is dadist enough. And he must really hate Uyghurs to rain fire on them like he did)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 17 Oct 2012, 23:04

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 18 Oct 2012, 16:53

Source:

"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

"Neoliberalism. Austerity. Booga booga!!!!" - JasonL

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 18 Oct 2012, 21:33

From twitter:
Jesus returns and, in huge dick move, creates a ChristianMingle profile and steals all the women
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 23 Oct 2012, 09:49

A conservative Facebook friend shared a video slagging Obama where the "still" (you know, that single frame that shows in the video box where you're not playing the video) said "HE'S ONLY HAD FOUR YEARS" except the "play" widget in the corner partially covered it, so it said, "HE'S ONLY HAD FOUR EARS." Because I am extremely tired and doofy, I laughed at that. :lol:
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 23 Oct 2012, 18:55

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