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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 11 Nov 2017, 08:34



(It's not.)
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Re: Light laffs

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 11 Nov 2017, 18:01

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 11 Nov 2017, 20:36

As part of the bankruptcy filing, Rathburn provided a list of assets. The inventory included 14 chairs, 10 file cabinets, 91 heads, 18 spines, six hips and a copy of the Hippocratic Oath. He put the total market value of the body parts at $160,900.
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/sp ... -rathburn/
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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 11 Nov 2017, 20:48

Were the spine donors identified? I just assume they were members of congress.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 11 Nov 2017, 22:01

Mo wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 21:30
Here's the video. The thing is, chicken skin is good. I haven't had chicken bone marrow, but regular bone marrow is good too. Hell, chicken feet is good too.


I'm dying. That's so funny.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 12 Nov 2017, 00:59

Jadagul wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 05:13
Eric the .5b wrote:
11 Nov 2017, 04:33
Jadagul wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 23:14
Mo wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 21:30
Here's the video. The thing is, chicken skin is good. I haven't had chicken bone marrow, but regular bone marrow is good too. Hell, chicken feet is good too.
I'm always baffled by culinary experts professing horror at pink slime.

Like, the fact that sausage looks super gross when it's being made is literally proverbial. And I understand that a bunch of people don't really realize that, but you'd think famous chefs would already know.
I assume they do and are, quite literally, being pretentious about it for attention and ratings.
Probably.

When people are complaining about pink slime---it has organ meats and intestines and other gross things!---I always want to respond, "You know, the Native Americans used every part of the chicken."
Or maybe, "You're right, more chickens should be slaughtered for the same number of McNuggets."
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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 12 Nov 2017, 03:52

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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 12 Nov 2017, 20:13

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

"No shit, Sherlock." -JsubD

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 12 Nov 2017, 21:00

the innominate one wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 03:52
I'd like to bill every person who wasted my time. Starting with my grade 4 teacher who spent hours promulgating fundamentalism in the classroom.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dhex » 12 Nov 2017, 22:09

the innominate one wrote:
12 Nov 2017, 20:13
that's quality twitter. (seriously)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 13 Nov 2017, 15:06

Someone finally made the Rudolph Christmas special that I always wanted.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 14 Nov 2017, 09:39

Tell the good news, he is risen...

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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 14 Nov 2017, 09:53

Getting some laughs out of the Moore case:



more (Moore?) at the thread
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Re: Light laffs

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

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Re: Light laffs

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

"No shit, Sherlock." -JsubD

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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 14 Nov 2017, 20:10

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 14 Nov 2017, 22:43

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 14 Nov 2017, 23:24

Image
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 15 Nov 2017, 09:13

I still have no idea what show/movie that picture/gif is from.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 15 Nov 2017, 10:13

It's Always Sunny. Here's the original scene. The preamble is the two characters have gotten real jobs in order to obtain health insurance and slowly go insane in the mail room.

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 15 Nov 2017, 11:22

Thanks. I've never seen an episode.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 15 Nov 2017, 12:26

I don’t get that show or the comedy content there in

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dhex » 15 Nov 2017, 12:28

"The sort of passion for the Constitution that in a juster world would require him to introduce himself to all his new neighbors every time he moved." - eric b sans rakim

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 15 Nov 2017, 13:18

I know Weigel is unclean, but this is pretty funny. As are some of the responses.

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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