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Re: Light laffs

Post by thoreau » 14 Jan 2018, 02:02

I don't normally post year-old stories from Fox News, but this is too awesome to let go unremarked:

Krispy Kreme employee wrote "Black Lives Matter" on a cop's box of doughnuts.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 14 Jan 2018, 02:42

thoreau wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 02:02
Krispy Kreme employee wrote "Black Lives Matter" on a cop's box of doughnuts.
"As a company, we value every customer and are committed to upholding our brand standards and delivering a superior customer experience. We have opened an investigation into the matter and will take whatever steps necessary to ensure the values of our company are upheld," the statement read.
Uh huh. And what company value is it your investigation seeks to protect?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Andrew » 14 Jan 2018, 06:22

Warren wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 02:42
Uh huh. And what company value is it your investigation seeks to protect?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 14 Jan 2018, 11:11

Andrew wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 06:22
Warren wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 02:42
Uh huh. And what company value is it your investigation seeks to protect?
"Don't piss off our biggest group of customers. Who also happen to be the King's Men."
Oh right. I think I read that in the Employee Handbook.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 14 Jan 2018, 23:42

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 17 Jan 2018, 09:03

Hahahahaha!
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 17 Jan 2018, 09:17

haha!

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Dangerman » 17 Jan 2018, 10:41

Maybe he was trying to view an embedded Twitter link?

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 18 Jan 2018, 02:20

hee
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Post by dead_elvis » 18 Jan 2018, 13:08

I find it amusing that at the moment an old game I'm playing asks you "are you sure? Y/N" just to *start playing the game*. Really, you think telling a whole state they're going to die needs less failsafe than a friggin' Andy Capp simulator.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Sandy » 18 Jan 2018, 14:25

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 18 Jan 2018, 14:42

Gateway Pundit? Really?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Sandy » 18 Jan 2018, 15:39

lunchstealer wrote:
18 Jan 2018, 14:42
Gateway Pundit? Really?
Sometimes you laugh at the link you have, not the link you want to have.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 18 Jan 2018, 20:37

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Taktix® » 20 Jan 2018, 20:43

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 20 Jan 2018, 20:50

The locks only slowed them down.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 22 Jan 2018, 20:37

When you use that Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash predictive text silliness on Fire and Fury and the MacDonald's menu:

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 30 Jan 2018, 16:51

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 01 Feb 2018, 03:40

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 01 Feb 2018, 15:52

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 01 Feb 2018, 17:55

Fuckin' anything becomes a GWR anymore.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dhex » 02 Feb 2018, 07:52

they misspelled "die alone and unloved award" really hard there
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Re: Light laffs

Post by the innominate one » 02 Feb 2018, 09:20

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Sandy » 02 Feb 2018, 09:34

dhex wrote:
02 Feb 2018, 07:52
they misspelled "die alone and unloved award" really hard there
It's the story where his version of the doctor dies, so...yeah.
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