Light laffs

[dhex]

I'd always ask as well.

[JD]

From a Craigslist posting:

IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS

Amen, sir, amen.

Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?

Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.

[Warren]

From a Craigslist posting:

IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS

Amen, sir, amen.

Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?

Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.

But they're also calling me a stupid ass. My opening inquiry is either "I'm interested in your hookers and blow." or "Are the hookers and blow still available?" I consider those two statements interchangeable. I'm unconvinced that makes me a stupid ass.
*sigh* I'm overthinking this. It's just a light laugh. Sorry.

[Ellie]

Yeah, I've seen posts where people say "If this posting is still up the item is still available" and I appreciate that. If you're going to call me a stupid ass in the process, ehhhh, fuck off.