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I'd always ask as well.
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Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.Warren wrote: ↑11 Oct 2018, 16:21Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?JD wrote: ↑11 Oct 2018, 15:33From a Craigslist posting:
Amen, sir, amen.IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
"Millennials are lazy. They'd rather have avocado toast than cave in a man's skull with a tire iron!" -FFF
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But they're also calling me a stupid ass. My opening inquiry is either "I'm interested in your hookers and blow." or "Are the hookers and blow still available?" I consider those two statements interchangeable. I'm unconvinced that makes me a stupid ass.JD wrote: ↑11 Oct 2018, 16:48Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.Warren wrote: ↑11 Oct 2018, 16:21Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?JD wrote: ↑11 Oct 2018, 15:33From a Craigslist posting:
Amen, sir, amen.IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
*sigh* I'm overthinking this. It's just a light laugh. Sorry.
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Yeah, I've seen posts where people say "If this posting is still up the item is still available" and I appreciate that. If you're going to call me a stupid ass in the process, ehhhh, fuck off. 

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The US Embassy in Canberra, Australia, sent out an invitation to a "cat pyjama-jam", featuring a photo of a tabby cat wearing a blue Cookie Monster outfit. The mission was forced to disappoint everyone, saying it had been a test of an email newsletter platform that wasn't actually supposed to go live.


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Turn the sound up.
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OK, it's a redneck joke, but I laughed.
YMBARN if your last words were "hold this".
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Previously heard as, "What are a redneck's last words? Hold my beer and watch this!" or "...Hey y'all, watch this!"
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Sounds about right.
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I'm probably just way overtired, but I can't stop giggling at this.
(from an Ask Reddit thread about awesome things found while dumpster diving)
(from an Ask Reddit thread about awesome things found while dumpster diving)
Another time, found a perfectly good Schwinn world sport circa 1979 bicycle. It had a rusted chain and cracked tires. gears needed adjusting, new seat new cables, fixed it up for $60 in parts. It served me for 5 years I was in college until a heavy friend borrowed it and cracked the frame.
Man, I'm fat. But I sure am glad I'm not "crack the frame of a bike" fat.
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There is no troll but one troll and Dan T. is his prophet.
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In the 1890s, the German cities of Bonn and Beuel agreed to build a bridge between them over the Rhine. Apparently Beuel backed out of the deal partway through, leaving Bonn to finance the entire thing itself. As a result, the completed bridge included a small statue of a man sticking his butt out at Beuel. Later, when Bonn and Frankfurt were in a dispute about which of them would get to be the new capital, Bonn turned the statue so the butt was facing Frankfurt.
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The real, undoctored video shows that Acosta didn't just assault her once!
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"Neoliberalism. Austerity. Booga booga!!!!" - JasonL
"We can't confirm rumors that Lynndie England is in the running to be Gina Haspel's personal aide." - DAR
"Neoliberalism. Austerity. Booga booga!!!!" - JasonL
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Best graffiti ever:
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"Never forget: a war on undocumented immigrants by necessity is a war on all of our freedoms of association and movement."
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I know I've posted this about a million times before, but I felt like posting it again, SO THERE
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That's one of those where you jump off into a whole bunch of really highly respected musicians who did something so 80s and Swedish and not really that far out of character. Those guys made 2 whole albums together (and they're not even 1/10th of the released work of ANY of those guys). The 80s are weird...
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For thoreau:
An apparently simple email about a holiday potluck at a state office in Utah went off the rails Friday when it was accidentally sent to approximately 25,000 state employees.
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It's Utah, so their emails have as many recipients as they have wives.
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--Hugh
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