Light laffs

[dhex]

I'd always ask as well.

[JD]

From a Craigslist posting:

IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS

Amen, sir, amen.

Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?

Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.

[Warren]

From a Craigslist posting:

IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS

Amen, sir, amen.

Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?

Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.

But they're also calling me a stupid ass. My opening inquiry is either "I'm interested in your hookers and blow." or "Are the hookers and blow still available?" I consider those two statements interchangeable. I'm unconvinced that makes me a stupid ass.
*sigh* I'm overthinking this. It's just a light laugh. Sorry.

[Ellie]

Yeah, I've seen posts where people say "If this posting is still up the item is still available" and I appreciate that. If you're going to call me a stupid ass in the process, ehhhh, fuck off.

[JD]

The US Embassy in Canberra, Australia, sent out an invitation to a "cat pyjama-jam", featuring a photo of a tabby cat wearing a blue Cookie Monster outfit. The mission was forced to disappoint everyone, saying it had been a test of an email newsletter platform that wasn't actually supposed to go live.

[Mo]

Turn the sound up.

[Aresen]

OK, it's a redneck joke, but I laughed.

YMBARN if your last words were "hold this".

[dbcooper]

[JD]

OK, it's a redneck joke, but I laughed.

YMBARN if your last words were "hold this".

Previously heard as, "What are a redneck's last words? Hold my beer and watch this!" or "...Hey y'all, watch this!"

[thoreau]

Sounds about right.

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[Ellie]

I laughed.

[Ellie]

I'm probably just way overtired, but I can't stop giggling at this.

(from an Ask Reddit thread about awesome things found while dumpster diving)

Another time, found a perfectly good Schwinn world sport circa 1979 bicycle. It had a rusted chain and cracked tires. gears needed adjusting, new seat new cables, fixed it up for $60 in parts. It served me for 5 years I was in college until a heavy friend borrowed it and cracked the frame.

Man, I'm fat. But I sure am glad I'm not "crack the frame of a bike" fat.

[lunchstealer]

There is no troll but one troll and Dan T. is his prophet.

[JD]

In the 1890s, the German cities of Bonn and Beuel agreed to build a bridge between them over the Rhine. Apparently Beuel backed out of the deal partway through, leaving Bonn to finance the entire thing itself. As a result, the completed bridge included a small statue of a man sticking his butt out at Beuel. Later, when Bonn and Frankfurt were in a dispute about which of them would get to be the new capital, Bonn turned the statue so the butt was facing Frankfurt.

[lunchstealer]

The real, undoctored video shows that Acosta didn't just assault her once!

[JD]

Best graffiti ever:

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[dead_elvis]

[Ellie]

I know I've posted this about a million times before, but I felt like posting it again, SO THERE

[dbcooper]

[Highway]

That's one of those where you jump off into a whole bunch of really highly respected musicians who did something so 80s and Swedish and not really that far out of character. Those guys made 2 whole albums together (and they're not even 1/10th of the released work of ANY of those guys). The 80s are weird...

[Hugh Akston]

For thoreau:

An apparently simple email about a holiday potluck at a state office in Utah went off the rails Friday when it was accidentally sent to approximately 25,000 state employees.

[thoreau]

It's Utah, so their emails have as many recipients as they have wives.