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dhex · Post by **dhex** » 11 Oct 2018, 16:41

I'd always ask as well.

JD · Post by JD » 11 Oct 2018, 16:48

Warren wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2018, 16:21

JD wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2018, 15:33
From a Craigslist posting:

IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
Amen, sir, amen.
Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?

Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » 11 Oct 2018, 17:57

JD wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2018, 16:48

Warren wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2018, 16:21

JD wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2018, 15:33
From a Craigslist posting:

IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
Amen, sir, amen.
Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?
Yeah, I know. It does happen a lot. (Although listings also expire, so...) But it's amusing to see somebody making a point of saying that they do the right thing.

But they're also calling me a stupid ass. My opening inquiry is either "I'm interested in your hookers and blow." or "Are the hookers and blow still available?" I consider those two statements interchangeable. I'm unconvinced that makes me a stupid ass.
*sigh* I'm overthinking this. It's just a light laugh. Sorry.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » 11 Oct 2018, 18:13

Yeah, I've seen posts where people say "If this posting is still up the item is still available" and I appreciate that. If you're going to call me a stupid ass in the process, ehhhh, fuck off.

JD · Post by JD » 16 Oct 2018, 14:50

The US Embassy in Canberra, Australia, sent out an invitation to a "cat pyjama-jam", featuring a photo of a tabby cat wearing a blue Cookie Monster outfit. The mission was forced to disappoint everyone, saying it had been a test of an email newsletter platform that wasn't actually supposed to go live.

Mo · Post by Mo » 17 Oct 2018, 08:41

Turn the sound up.

Aresen · Post by **Aresen** » 21 Oct 2018, 22:22

OK, it's a redneck joke, but I laughed.

YMBARN if your last words were "hold this".

dbcooper · Post by **dbcooper** » 22 Oct 2018, 11:22

JD · Post by JD » 23 Oct 2018, 16:25

Aresen wrote: ↑
21 Oct 2018, 22:22
OK, it's a redneck joke, but I laughed.

YMBARN if your last words were "hold this".

Previously heard as, "What are a redneck's last words? Hold my beer and watch this!" or "...Hey y'all, watch this!"

thoreau · Post by **thoreau** » 28 Oct 2018, 18:20

Sounds about right.

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Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » 28 Oct 2018, 19:48

I laughed.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » 28 Oct 2018, 21:40

I'm probably just way overtired, but I can't stop giggling at this.

(from an Ask Reddit thread about awesome things found while dumpster diving)

Another time, found a perfectly good Schwinn world sport circa 1979 bicycle. It had a rusted chain and cracked tires. gears needed adjusting, new seat new cables, fixed it up for $60 in parts. It served me for 5 years I was in college until a heavy friend borrowed it and cracked the frame.

Man, I'm fat. But I sure am glad I'm not "crack the frame of a bike" fat.

lunchstealer · Post by **lunchstealer** » 29 Oct 2018, 02:41

There is no troll but one troll and Dan T. is his prophet.

JD · Post by JD » 02 Nov 2018, 10:21

In the 1890s, the German cities of Bonn and Beuel agreed to build a bridge between them over the Rhine. Apparently Beuel backed out of the deal partway through, leaving Bonn to finance the entire thing itself. As a result, the completed bridge included a small statue of a man sticking his butt out at Beuel. Later, when Bonn and Frankfurt were in a dispute about which of them would get to be the new capital, Bonn turned the statue so the butt was facing Frankfurt.

lunchstealer · Post by **lunchstealer** » 09 Nov 2018, 20:31

The real, undoctored video shows that Acosta didn't just assault her once!

JD · Post by JD » 15 Nov 2018, 14:08

Best graffiti ever:

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dead_elvis · Post by **dead_elvis** » 26 Nov 2018, 13:12

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » 01 Dec 2018, 17:32

I know I've posted this about a million times before, but I felt like posting it again, SO THERE

dbcooper · Post by **dbcooper** » 04 Dec 2018, 11:37

Highway · Post by **Highway** » 04 Dec 2018, 12:07

That's one of those where you jump off into a whole bunch of really highly respected musicians who did something so 80s and Swedish and not really that far out of character. Those guys made 2 whole albums together (and they're not even 1/10th of the released work of ANY of those guys). The 80s are weird...

Hugh Akston · Post by **Hugh Akston** » 11 Dec 2018, 22:17

For thoreau:

An apparently simple email about a holiday potluck at a state office in Utah went off the rails Friday when it was accidentally sent to approximately 25,000 state employees.

thoreau · Post by **thoreau** » 12 Dec 2018, 00:46

It's Utah, so their emails have as many recipients as they have wives.

dbcooper · Post by **dbcooper** » 19 Dec 2018, 20:37

Warren · Post by **Warren** » 19 Dec 2018, 20:41

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » 20 Dec 2018, 19:06

Life-sized cutout of Green Bay police chief warning against shoplifting swiped from store

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