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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 09 Sep 2018, 14:16

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Hugh Akston » 11 Sep 2018, 17:58

I can't screenshot it, but on the TV/Video menu for my PS4 there's a "Thank You For Your Service" category, linking to American Dad, Rescue Me, United 93 and ...Sicario?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 11 Sep 2018, 18:34

The hand needs to move too
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 13 Sep 2018, 20:09

This site.

If you ever wanted to wanted to pay nearly $600 dollars for a robe (or equally silly amounts for other garments) that looks like it's out of a 90s science fiction movie, here you go.

(Seriously, I see better prices for costumes that resemble these things.)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 13 Sep 2018, 21:08

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Jasper » 14 Sep 2018, 12:21

Eric the .5b wrote:
13 Sep 2018, 20:09
This site.

If you ever wanted to wanted to pay nearly $600 dollars for a robe (or equally silly amounts for other garments) that looks like it's out of a 90s science fiction movie, here you go.

(Seriously, I see better prices for costumes that resemble these things.)
It costs money to look good (?) in the end times.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Dangerman » 16 Sep 2018, 10:43

How badass would I look striding out of a snowstorm in that kit, though!

Probably really shitty material for actual extremes though. Like cotton poly with cotton lining.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Andrew » 16 Sep 2018, 10:48

Dangerman wrote:
16 Sep 2018, 10:43
How badass would I look striding out of a snowstorm in that kit, though!
Pretty badass until that wampa paw came out of nowhere and took your face off.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 17 Sep 2018, 00:26

A great idea, although the execution was not as funny as I wanted it to be.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 20 Sep 2018, 15:30

From my FB feed
Whoever wins the 2020 Democratic or Republican nomination
molested me 35 years ago
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 20 Sep 2018, 15:52

Warren wrote:
20 Sep 2018, 15:30
From my FB feed
Whoever wins the 2020 Democratic or Republican nomination
molested me 35 years ago
Does this include EW & KH?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 20 Sep 2018, 16:05

"Well, blowing it up would probably be a bad idea...let's just put it in the dumpster."

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 21 Sep 2018, 00:53

Aresen wrote:
20 Sep 2018, 15:52
Warren wrote:
20 Sep 2018, 15:30
From my FB feed
Whoever wins the 2020 Democratic or Republican nomination
molested me 35 years ago
Does this include EW & KH?
No, they molested me in 2015.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 26 Sep 2018, 10:31

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Or anything else, for that matter.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Tuco » 02 Oct 2018, 07:40

That's great.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 02 Oct 2018, 10:49

This is gold.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 02 Oct 2018, 10:56

JD wrote:
02 Oct 2018, 10:49
This is gold.

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How to get beat up by a cop.

(The cop looks a lot like John Stossel.)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 02 Oct 2018, 13:04

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 02 Oct 2018, 13:10

"Never forget: a war on undocumented immigrants by necessity is a war on all of our freedoms of association and movement."

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 07 Oct 2018, 16:04

Thanks to our heroes in the Coast Guard, cocaine-parched Southern California is finally getting much needed aid:
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 07 Oct 2018, 20:44

Is there some sort of longshoreman's strike? Is this like when Truman put the National Guard into the steel plants?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Taktix® » 07 Oct 2018, 23:55

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 11 Oct 2018, 15:33

From a Craigslist posting:
IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
Amen, sir, amen.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 11 Oct 2018, 16:21

JD wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 15:33
From a Craigslist posting:
IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
Amen, sir, amen.
Because no one has ever left their craigslist post up after they sold their item?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 11 Oct 2018, 16:28

JD wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 15:33
From a Craigslist posting:
IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
Amen, sir, amen.
No amen from me. At least half the time I inquire about a Craigslist item, it's already been sold.
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