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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 03 Jul 2018, 12:21

I am legitimately cackling at my desk :oops: :lol:
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 03 Jul 2018, 17:36

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 04 Jul 2018, 12:06

Eric the .5b wrote:
03 Jul 2018, 17:36
Just ruined it, I'm told.
Still can't eat spicy food.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 06 Jul 2018, 13:03

Not the most original ever, but still worth a light laff.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 07 Jul 2018, 12:24

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 08 Jul 2018, 18:42

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 11 Jul 2018, 04:15

A few months old but making me laugh:



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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 13 Jul 2018, 03:58

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 15 Jul 2018, 16:48

Sacha Baron Cohen can convince people to say ridiculous fucking shit.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 16 Jul 2018, 17:44

From the Onion:

How to cook an omlette!

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 16 Jul 2018, 19:21

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Painboy » 16 Jul 2018, 21:15

From my LinkedIn job search.

You might want to rethink that name before you try to do anymore business in the states.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Andrew » 16 Jul 2018, 22:37

Painboy wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 21:15
From my LinkedIn job search.

You might want to rethink that name before you try to do anymore business in the states.
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I dunno, an ass system with easy apply is probably popular.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 18 Jul 2018, 00:11

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I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 21 Jul 2018, 05:25

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 22 Jul 2018, 00:06

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 22 Jul 2018, 01:17

Haha

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 24 Jul 2018, 23:19

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 25 Jul 2018, 07:49

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 25 Jul 2018, 14:44

That's good stuff.
"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

"Neoliberalism. Austerity. Booga booga!!!!" - JasonL

"We can't confirm rumors that Lynndie England is in the running to be Gina Haspel's personal aide." - DAR

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 27 Jul 2018, 23:40

I just can't decide why I keep being endlessly entertained by this. Is it the ludicrous facial expressions? The ocean of spandex, fantastically tight asses and that one guy's package? The unintelligibility of the lyrics, which I'm guessing would suck anyway? The laughability of the genre? The star standing out from the crowd by doing tight-ass white man's overbite dancing?

I'm always amused by the category of things that are the most quintessential of whatever it is they are. I think this fits that.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Jake » 28 Jul 2018, 00:18

dead_elvis wrote:
27 Jul 2018, 23:40
The star standing out from the crowd by doing tight-ass white man's overbite dancing?
Those facial expressions... I think he's doing an impression of Burton Guster doing an impression of Adrian Monk.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Hugh Akston » 28 Jul 2018, 02:44

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 02 Aug 2018, 11:39

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I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 06 Aug 2018, 12:16

"Never forget: a war on undocumented immigrants by necessity is a war on all of our freedoms of association and movement."

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