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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 28 Apr 2018, 17:54

Lub, which based on a google seems to be an internet diminutive cutesy word for love.

https://www.pinterest.com/nayschell/pug-lub/
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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 28 Apr 2018, 18:10

My reality is funnier than yours. And more horrifying.

Although not as horrifying as the existence pugs live every day.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 28 Apr 2018, 22:30

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 29 Apr 2018, 10:51

lunchstealer wrote:
28 Apr 2018, 18:10
My reality is funnier than yours. And more horrifying.

Although not as horrifying as the existence pugs live every day.
What are you talking about?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Painboy » 30 Apr 2018, 03:12

Warren wrote:
29 Apr 2018, 10:51
lunchstealer wrote:
28 Apr 2018, 18:10
My reality is funnier than yours. And more horrifying.

Although not as horrifying as the existence pugs live every day.
What are you talking about?
AFAIK most pugs can't breathe properly because their sinuses are deformed, pugs having been bred for a certain look over the years. A co-worker of mine had one she would bring in to work from time to time. You could hear it (trying to) breathe a couple rooms over.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 01 May 2018, 11:07

Who executed Mussolini with three bullets?

One hundred Italian marksmen.

(Told to me by our band's bassist, who is Italian-American.)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 04 May 2018, 20:41

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 06 May 2018, 21:35

This is why you read the wedding announcement all the way through.

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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Light laffs

Post by thoreau » 09 May 2018, 21:43

I just discovered ResistanceHole. I approve.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 15 May 2018, 18:21

Naked South Carolina man running in road claims 'snakes in his pants' bit him, reports say
Police on Saturday found a South Carolina man running naked, claiming snakes had attacked him.

Around 4:30 a.m., police found 56-year-old Norman Wightman “running without any clothes on Kirksey Drive near Lyman Avenue,” in Greenwood, Fox Carolina reported.

"He advised that the snakes began to bite him while he was walking down the roadway," reads an incident report, according to The Charlotte Observer. "Due to the snakes biting him, he began to undress on the side of the road in plan view of motorists."
Wightman claimed he was “running away from the snakes in his pants,” according to Fox Carolina. He was allegedly heading toward a family member’s home when he was stopped by authorities.

The 56-year-old was examined at a local hospital but later cleared. He is now being held at the Greenwood County Detention Center, according to the news station.

He did not appear to have any snake bites on his body, according to the incident report.

Wightman, who police think was intoxicated when they found him, has since been charged with indecent exposure.
I'm only surprised it didn't happen in Florida.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 15 May 2018, 20:25

"Never forget: a war on undocumented immigrants by necessity is a war on all of our freedoms of association and movement."

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 16 May 2018, 21:51

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 17 May 2018, 16:02

Video, so a backup link won't help. One of them is Frank Oz; not sure if the other one is him as well or another muppeteer.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by lunchstealer » 17 May 2018, 19:15

That's the best thing I've seen in months.

ETA: Seriously - Otters, Muppets, and G-rated swearing.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 17 May 2018, 20:27

lunchstealer wrote:
17 May 2018, 19:15
That's the best thing I've seen in months.

ETA: Seriously - Otters, Muppets, and G-rated swearing.
The two follow-up clips in the thread are shorter, but funny.
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Post by nicole » 18 May 2018, 16:14

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 18 May 2018, 21:55

The NYT article saddens me because it is clear that Peterson is just a dumbass and a con rather than a lunatic.

Also, witches live in swamps? I guess his cultural touchstones are Minecraft and Disney.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 19 May 2018, 18:38

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 01 Jun 2018, 09:59

The top google search for "how to spell ________" in each state.

Not all that hilarious except that Mississippi's is LITERALLY FOUR LETTERS LONG, and Alabama's is "cousin". I'll let you take the jokes from there.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 10 Jun 2018, 00:21

If Trump supporters wanted a tough guy, why did they elect such a whiny bitch? - Mo

Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one

Most people don't realize Stephen King downplayed the horror that is Maine. - Jennifer

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 10 Jun 2018, 00:24

JD wrote:
01 Jun 2018, 09:59
The top google search for "how to spell ________" in each state.

Not all that hilarious except that Mississippi's is LITERALLY FOUR LETTERS LONG, and Alabama's is "cousin". I'll let you take the jokes from there.
I have searched 'gray' vs 'grey'.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 12 Jun 2018, 14:08

A high school classmate reports on the Book of Face:
Please be aware that if you tell a non-native English speaker who is not aware of all of the idioms of the English language, that you are “anal and cheap” you may get a strange look.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 12 Jun 2018, 17:25

JD wrote:
12 Jun 2018, 14:08
A high school classmate reports on the Book of Face:
Please be aware that if you tell a non-native English speaker who is not aware of all of the idioms of the English language, that you are “anal and cheap” you may get a strange look.
But possibly a date.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 12 Jun 2018, 20:24

Eric the .5b wrote:
12 Jun 2018, 17:25
JD wrote:
12 Jun 2018, 14:08
A high school classmate reports on the Book of Face:
Please be aware that if you tell a non-native English speaker who is not aware of all of the idioms of the English language, that you are “anal and cheap” you may get a strange look.
But possibly a date.
Is there a version of that what isn't a whore's proposition?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 21 Jun 2018, 16:16

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"Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
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