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BREAKING: this is the thread for best headlines

Post by the innominate one » 11 Feb 2012, 15:43

Apart from the all-time top headlines that The Onion regularly churns out, including "Drugs Win Drug War" and "Holy Shit: Man Walks on Fucking Moon", record your fave and/ or least fave headlines here:

via Radley:

"Santorum surges into the lead"

and now my gorge is surging into my mouth

and one by Ed Brayton of Dispatches from the Culture Wars:

"Obama Still Going Both Ways On Equality"
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

"No shit, Sherlock." -JsubD

"now is the time to go fuck yourself until you die." -dhex

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