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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 15 Nov 2019, 10:38

thoreau wrote:
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Hugh Akston wrote:
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This is why I can never buy the 'Trump is a foreign agent' theory. Russia would never recruit anyone this incompetent.
Lavrenti Beria would have had him liquidated for incompetence, I give you that.
I am reminded of an old Soviet-era joke. Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, and Brezhnev are all riding on a train when the train suddenly stops. Lenin says, "We must organize the workers to get the train moving!" Stalin says, "No, we should shoot the workers for failing to keep the train moving!" Khrushchev says, "We should pull up all the track from behind us, and put it down in front of us!" And Brezhnev says, "I think we should just close our eyes and rock back and forth and pretend the train is moving..." (An extension of this joke had Gorbachev doing things like declaring that "no tracks" was the way of the future.)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Ellie » 17 Nov 2019, 01:07

Eric the .5b wrote:
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This just came up on my Facebook today:

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 17 Nov 2019, 20:04

Ellie wrote:
17 Nov 2019, 01:07
Eric the .5b wrote:
30 Oct 2019, 21:18
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This just came up on my Facebook today:

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That's some intense flavor.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 21 Nov 2019, 16:49

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 25 Nov 2019, 03:26

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 25 Nov 2019, 06:47

dbcooper wrote:
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"Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 25 Nov 2019, 07:22

Eric the .5b wrote:
25 Nov 2019, 06:47
dbcooper wrote:
25 Nov 2019, 03:26
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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 25 Nov 2019, 09:10

ahahahaa

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Post by dbcooper » 30 Nov 2019, 11:43

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Post by JD » 02 Dec 2019, 10:03

I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston

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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 02 Dec 2019, 12:04

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 02 Dec 2019, 12:07

Batman Returns is also a xmas movie.
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Post by dbcooper » 03 Dec 2019, 12:40

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 05 Dec 2019, 01:13

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 05 Dec 2019, 12:46

Amusing, but the graphic design for Crosby's album belongs in a horror thread.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Jasper » 05 Dec 2019, 13:40




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Re: Light laffs

Post by JD » 05 Dec 2019, 19:25

Had a feeling Ellie would get a laugh out of this.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dead_elvis » 08 Dec 2019, 16:15

Bonus points for "we're being forced to do this because America's public schools fail to teach American history"

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