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Re: Light laffs

Post by thoreau » 14 Jan 2018, 02:02

I don't normally post year-old stories from Fox News, but this is too awesome to let go unremarked:

Krispy Kreme employee wrote "Black Lives Matter" on a cop's box of doughnuts.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 14 Jan 2018, 02:42

thoreau wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 02:02
Krispy Kreme employee wrote "Black Lives Matter" on a cop's box of doughnuts.
"As a company, we value every customer and are committed to upholding our brand standards and delivering a superior customer experience. We have opened an investigation into the matter and will take whatever steps necessary to ensure the values of our company are upheld," the statement read.
Uh huh. And what company value is it your investigation seeks to protect?
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Andrew » 14 Jan 2018, 06:22

Warren wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 02:42
Uh huh. And what company value is it your investigation seeks to protect?
"Don't piss off our biggest group of customers. Who also happen to be the King's Men."
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Post by Warren » 14 Jan 2018, 11:11

Andrew wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 06:22
Warren wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 02:42
Uh huh. And what company value is it your investigation seeks to protect?
"Don't piss off our biggest group of customers. Who also happen to be the King's Men."
Oh right. I think I read that in the Employee Handbook.
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Post by Mo » 14 Jan 2018, 23:42

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Post by Ellie » Yesterday, 09:03

Hahahahaha!
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Post by JasonL » Yesterday, 09:17

haha!

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Post by Dangerman » Yesterday, 10:41

Maybe he was trying to view an embedded Twitter link?

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Post by Warren » Today, 02:20

hee
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