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Post by Jennifer » 27 Oct 2019, 13:57

Democrats want people to freak out about that judge who dismissed defendants' criminal charges in exchange for deposits to the judge's personal bank account, yet "collecting money from wrongdoers" is the very DEFINITION of "imposing legal fines."
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Post by thoreau » 27 Oct 2019, 14:21

Why do people criticize a doctor who writes prescriptions for large quantities of opiates for any patient who claims to be in pain? Do they not realize that getting paid to write prescriptions based on patients' reported symptoms is literally what doctors do?
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Post by thoreau » 04 Nov 2019, 21:43

"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
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Post by Hugh Akston » 05 Nov 2019, 16:54

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You'd think an eye doctor would be able to get a line on some better spectacles.
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Post by Warren » 05 Nov 2019, 16:57

Heh, right? They look like he got them out of a truck-stop men's room.
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Post by thoreau » 05 Nov 2019, 17:50

Who knew that a political dynasty built on direct mail fundraising and crazy newsletters might produce a scion that is less than principled?
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Post by Hugh Akston » 05 Nov 2019, 18:12

thoreau wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 17:50
Who knew that a political dynasty built on direct mail fundraising and crazy newsletters might produce a scion that is less than principled?
It’s rare to see the genetic fallacy used quite so literally.
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Post by thoreau » 05 Nov 2019, 18:16

Because clearly I was talking solely about nature and not at all about nurture.
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thoreau wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 18:16
Because clearly I was talking solely about nature and not at all about nurture.
Wow.
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Post by Shem » 05 Nov 2019, 21:04

They just need to wait a little while. Eventually, a Democratic President will make him remember all his "principles."
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Post by Warren » 05 Nov 2019, 21:25

Shem wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 21:04
They just need to wait a little while. Eventually, a Democratic President will make him remember all his "principles."
No doubt. And the GOP will let him have his principles and still hold him tight to their bosom.
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Post by thoreau » 05 Nov 2019, 21:40

Shem wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 21:04
They just need to wait a little while. Eventually, a Democratic President will make him remember all his "principles."
This.

I wish he'd stick to lawncare.
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Post by thoreau » 05 Nov 2019, 21:50

Speaking of Kentucky politicians, it looks like the Blues will probably capture the governorship in Kentucky, after Trump campaigned for the Red. That must be embarrassing for Red Square Rand and Moscow Mitch.
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