Rand Paul.....sigh.

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Hugh Akston
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If it means we get to live in a world where Schwarzenegger plays King Lear then I’m in.
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I would get more lulz from a brontosaurus rampaging across the lawns in Rand Paul's neighborhood. Dude should never live that down.
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The piece of shit keeps trying to get Chief Justice Roberts to say the whistleblower's name.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/01/2 ... ons-109292

I am very much on the side of his neighbor with strong opinions about lawncare.
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According to Dersh, his neighbor should not have been prosecuted because attacking Rand was in the national interest
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Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19. He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.
(Just putting this here b/c this is the Rand Paul thread, not making a statement on this report)
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Given how much time he spends sucking Trump's dick, I can only assume that Trump now has genital COVID-19.
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I wonder how Ron Paul feels, now that his son has tested positive for a hoax?
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