News that could have been in the Onion

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Re: News that could have been in the Onion

Post by thoreau » 30 May 2018, 12:29

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The Kushner-Kardashian summit marks something of a turning point for the First Son-in-Law. It will be Kushner’s first major act since he was granted a permanent, top-level security clearance last week, after more than a year of negative headlines about why his clearance had been delayed and then downgraded. Among White House tea-leaf readers, the news was received as evidence that perhaps Kushner’s legal exposure in Robert Mueller’s investigation might not be as severe as many had believed it to be, and gave credence to the idea that his standing in the West Wing might be somewhat restored.
We are such a fucking joke of a country.
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Re: News that could have been in the Onion

Post by Warren » 30 May 2018, 12:45

thoreau wrote:
30 May 2018, 12:29
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The Kushner-Kardashian summit marks something of a turning point for the First Son-in-Law. It will be Kushner’s first major act since he was granted a permanent, top-level security clearance last week, after more than a year of negative headlines about why his clearance had been delayed and then downgraded. Among White House tea-leaf readers, the news was received as evidence that perhaps Kushner’s legal exposure in Robert Mueller’s investigation might not be as severe as many had believed it to be, and gave credence to the idea that his standing in the West Wing might be somewhat restored.
We are such a fucking joke of a country.
Compared to what other country?
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Re: News that could have been in the Onion

Post by Aresen » 26 Oct 2018, 13:40

Sinead O'Connor converted to Islam

I'm not sure if this is trolling and, if it is, who is the actual troll. :?
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Re: News that could have been in the Onion

Post by Andrew » 26 Oct 2018, 14:59

Aresen wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 13:40
Sinead O'Connor converted to Islam

I'm not sure if this is trolling and, if it is, who is the actual troll. :?
Something something ripping up a drawing of Mohammed
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Re: News that could have been in the Onion

Post by thoreau » 26 Oct 2018, 15:52

"ike Wile E. Coyote salivating over a "4000 Ways To Prepare Roadrunner" cookbook without watching his surroundings, the Road Runner of Societal Inertia snuck up on them both and beepbeeped them off the mesa."
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Re: News that could have been in the Onion

Post by Mo » 27 Oct 2018, 11:46

Austria specifically. All the European court did was not override the local law. Interestingly, all the people who are mad about Brussels getting into everyone’s business are mad that Brussels didn’t get into anyone’s business.

This is not to say that blasphemy laws are good, but they’re super common in Europe, so it’s not surprising that the court didn’t overturn it and every other one in the continent.
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