A thread for mocking politicians

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Post by Mo » 26 Sep 2017, 09:35

It gets better. It was small invite only to ensure a sympathetic audience.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/gra ... ss-speech/
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by dhex » 26 Sep 2017, 09:41

fucking keebler fucking elf fucker
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Warren » 26 Sep 2017, 09:43

dhex wrote:
26 Sep 2017, 07:11
https://www.axios.com/scoop-jeff-sessio ... 08528.html

If true, hilarious. The idea that these guys are playing some kind of long game is becoming more and more difficult to believe.
Meh. The only danger here is that he scores an own goal.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by dhex » 26 Sep 2017, 09:45

sessions can be dangerous in many, many places far more important than kulturkampf.

but this is, like...really fucking sad. what a bitchass.
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Post by Warren » 26 Sep 2017, 09:52

dhex wrote:
26 Sep 2017, 09:45
sessions can be dangerous in many, many places far more important than kulturkampf.

but this is, like...really fucking sad. what a bitchass.
SRSLY? I don't see it. Even compared to historical AGs. And against the current Administration circus, it's not even a sideshow. He's barely even a barker.
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Post by Mo » 26 Sep 2017, 10:42

He's literally prosecuting someone in Federal Court for briefly laughing during his confirmation hearing. Who's the fucking snowflake that can't handle dissent?
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by thoreau » 26 Sep 2017, 11:07

Who would have thought that Kim Jong Un would have better relations with pro athletes than an American President who's hosted Celebrity Apprentice?
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by dhex » 26 Sep 2017, 11:21

Mo wrote:
26 Sep 2017, 10:42
He's literally prosecuting someone in Federal Court for briefly laughing during his confirmation hearing. Who's the fucking snowflake that can't handle dissent?
yeah this shit. plus, you know, he's fucking evil. i mean that sincerely, as someone's who's so jaded i'm in a display case at the museum of natural history.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Warren » 26 Sep 2017, 11:35

dhex wrote:
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he's fucking evil. i mean that sincerely
Well yeah. Which is why speaking on campus is a fine use of his time. We should encourage him to do it more often.
The worst thing that can happen is for violence to break out. My guess is that given the title of the talk he's counting on it, and he's coming locked and loaded. But with this clown, who knows? I'd say it's 50/50 he comes out on top if the shit hits the fan.
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Post by Mo » 26 Sep 2017, 11:40

He snowflaked it. They uninvited people that would disagree with him or, heavens no, laugh at him.
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Post by Warren » 26 Sep 2017, 11:47

Mo wrote:
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He snowflaked it. They uninvited people that would disagree with him or, heavens no, laugh at him.
I'm thinking more of party crashers.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 26 Sep 2017, 11:51

They're creating a tiny 'Free Speech zone'
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Post by Warren » 26 Sep 2017, 11:54

Mo wrote:
26 Sep 2017, 11:51
They're creating a tiny 'Free Speech zone'
:lol: :lol:
Okay, now THAT'S funny! You gotta admit.
This thing might pay off in serious lulz yet.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Dangerman » 26 Sep 2017, 12:37

I was happy to see university students saying "FREE SPEECH IS NOT HATE SPEECH!" instead of the other way around.

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Post by Sandy » 26 Sep 2017, 14:48

If he has a speaking tour and heavily restrains progressives from protesting, and they resort to a pro-free-speech narrative, I might die of lulz.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by dhex » 27 Sep 2017, 07:36

https://www.justice.gov/opa/speech/atto ... e-campuses

Speech was mostly unremarkable. Rhetorical garbage typical of this fucknuts. Doj intervention promises would be more trustworthy coming from someone who is not a piece of shit.

Chronicle wrapup was... Really weird. Last five grafs switched to the aaup head talking about professors being criticized for Twitter stuff.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 27 Sep 2017, 09:21

This is a great headline.
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Post by Warren » 27 Sep 2017, 17:13

Mo wrote:
27 Sep 2017, 09:21
This is a great headline.
Most entertaining administration Ev-Er.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 27 Sep 2017, 19:07

Unless you’re getting federally prosecuted for laughing.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Warren » 27 Sep 2017, 19:17

Mo wrote:
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Unless you’re getting federally prosecuted for laughing.
She knew the risks.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 27 Sep 2017, 19:28

Yep, how dare she disrespect Keebler Jong Un
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by dbcooper » 17 Oct 2017, 21:15

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 08 Dec 2017, 11:10

So Roy Moore is basically Jeremiah White
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by lunchstealer » 08 Dec 2017, 12:55

Mo wrote:
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So Roy Moore is basically Jeremiah White
You mean he punched a Serbian skinhead?
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 22 Dec 2017, 08:57

Dude lies about saying, "No go zones exist in the Netherlands," and calls it 'fake news'. Then when he's shown the video, he denies saying fake news 30 seconds earlier.

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