A thread for mocking politicians

[Ellie]

But what if the aftermath leaves some white people walking through a wasteland of ash and dust, and their faces get blackened?

Just as long as they aren't mining coal.

[dhex]

Turns out every white politician in Virginia used to wear blackface! Who knew?

Ralph Northam apparently. He figured he’d wait out every other white dude that lived in the 80s for their own blackface scandal.

he might survive this simply because the other choices are contaminated and the other option is a republican. fucking bonkers.

[tasteless]the only one who can't be implicated in a blackface scandal may be a rapist[/tasteless]

Technically, the Republican also is contaminated, but his party DGAF.

Also true, he's more didn't give a shit than Ralphie hoods over there. Until his Cinco de mayo pictures come out or whatever weird racist Skelton is in his closet.

[D.A. Ridgely]

I vote we take off and nuke Virginia from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

If you can use tactical nukes to take out everything outside the Beltway except a zone around Tidewater and Charlottesville, I'm with you. Staunton and Richmond around Monument Avenue would be nice to save, too, but it's probably not worth the risk.

[Pham Nuwen]

White people ... smh (amiriteorwut)

[Mo]

I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu

[Pham Nuwen]

I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu

Who's going to do the soundtrack? Mya is still around but ODB has passed on to that deluxe ghetto in the sky.

[Mo]

Cardi B needs to be involved

[Pham Nuwen]

Cardi B needs to be involved

Hmmmmm. That makes sense. Would you compromise on grown up Selena Gomez?