A thread for mocking politicians

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Ellie » 08 Feb 2019, 21:26

thoreau wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 20:32
But what if the aftermath leaves some white people walking through a wasteland of ash and dust, and their faces get blackened?
Just as long as they aren't mining coal.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by dhex » 08 Feb 2019, 21:47

Mo wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 12:00
dhex wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 11:51
Mo wrote:
06 Feb 2019, 15:47
D.A. Ridgely wrote:Turns out every white politician in Virginia used to wear blackface! Who knew?
Ralph Northam apparently. He figured he’d wait out every other white dude that lived in the 80s for their own blackface scandal.
he might survive this simply because the other choices are contaminated and the other option is a republican. fucking bonkers.

[tasteless]the only one who can't be implicated in a blackface scandal may be a rapist[/tasteless]
Technically, the Republican also is contaminated, but his party DGAF.
Also true, he's more didn't give a shit than Ralphie hoods over there. Until his Cinco de mayo pictures come out or whatever weird racist Skelton is in his closet.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 08 Feb 2019, 23:31

Hugh Akston wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 20:22
I vote we take off and nuke Virginia from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
If you can use tactical nukes to take out everything outside the Beltway except a zone around Tidewater and Charlottesville, I'm with you. Staunton and Richmond around Monument Avenue would be nice to save, too, but it's probably not worth the risk.

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Pham Nuwen » 09 Feb 2019, 01:41

White people ... smh (amiriteorwut)
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 12 Feb 2019, 07:27

I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Pham Nuwen » 12 Feb 2019, 09:47

Mo wrote:
12 Feb 2019, 07:27
I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu
Who's going to do the soundtrack? Mya is still around but ODB has passed on to that deluxe ghetto in the sky.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 12 Feb 2019, 09:48

Cardi B needs to be involved
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Pham Nuwen » 12 Feb 2019, 09:49

Mo wrote:
12 Feb 2019, 09:48
Cardi B needs to be involved
Hmmmmm. That makes sense. Would you compromise on grown up Selena Gomez?
Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston

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