A thread for mocking politicians

[Ellie]

But what if the aftermath leaves some white people walking through a wasteland of ash and dust, and their faces get blackened?

Just as long as they aren't mining coal.

[dhex]

Turns out every white politician in Virginia used to wear blackface! Who knew?

Ralph Northam apparently. He figured he’d wait out every other white dude that lived in the 80s for their own blackface scandal.

he might survive this simply because the other choices are contaminated and the other option is a republican. fucking bonkers.

[tasteless]the only one who can't be implicated in a blackface scandal may be a rapist[/tasteless]

Technically, the Republican also is contaminated, but his party DGAF.

Also true, he's more didn't give a shit than Ralphie hoods over there. Until his Cinco de mayo pictures come out or whatever weird racist Skelton is in his closet.

[D.A. Ridgely]

I vote we take off and nuke Virginia from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

If you can use tactical nukes to take out everything outside the Beltway except a zone around Tidewater and Charlottesville, I'm with you. Staunton and Richmond around Monument Avenue would be nice to save, too, but it's probably not worth the risk.

[Pham Nuwen]

White people ... smh (amiriteorwut)

[Mo]

I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu

[Pham Nuwen]

I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu

Who's going to do the soundtrack? Mya is still around but ODB has passed on to that deluxe ghetto in the sky.

[Mo]

Cardi B needs to be involved

[Pham Nuwen]

Cardi B needs to be involved

Hmmmmm. That makes sense. Would you compromise on grown up Selena Gomez?

[Kolohe]

WTF is wrong with you people?

[Aresen]

WTF is wrong with you people?

The US needs a Tarpeian Rock from which those who commit thoughtcrimes can be hurled to their doom to the cheers of the onlookers.

[Hugh Akston]

WTF is wrong with you people?

[thoreau]

I loled.

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[lunchstealer]

Rep. Gosar: "You're a pathological liar. You don't know truth from falsehood. So again--"

Michael Cohen: "Sorry--are you referring to me or the President?"

Gosar: "Hey! This is my time! When I ask you a question, I'll ask for an answer."

Cohen: "Sure."

http://hill.cm/C2A29zf

[Mo]

Rep. Gosar: "You're a pathological liar. You don't know truth from falsehood. So again--"

Michael Cohen: "Sorry--are you referring to me or the President?"

Gosar: "Hey! This is my time! When I ask you a question, I'll ask for an answer."

Cohen: "Sure."

http://hill.cm/C2A29zf

I prefer the hot 80s lady and the Stay Puft version of the destroyer.

[lunchstealer]

DAMMIT Cohen, if a congresscritter asks if you always lie, you say "YES"!

[thoreau]

The Destructor will be a bloated monster who emerged from the top of a Manhattan skyscraper after an unholy ritual involving a Yugoslav model?

That makes a lot of sense, actually.

[Warren]

During the third wave of the last of the Mexican imigrants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Bureaucracy! Many Beaners and Pachos knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention camp that day I can tell you."

[Jake]

During the third wave of the last of the Mexican imigrants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Bureaucracy! Many Beaners and Pachos knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention camp that day I can tell you."

I'm guilty-laughing at this.

[Mo]

When I was in college, one of my friends chose "Gozar*" as his screen name on ICQ. He kept wondering why all these dudes kept hitting on him because he didn't know his name translated to "To touch or to play".

* He did not realize he misspelled the name

[Kolohe]

Marco Rubio
‏Verified account @marcorubio

Today another transformer explosion at the German Dam in Bolivar State caused another massive blackout.

The result? Critically ill patients have died, the #Caracas metro remains out of service & few if any flights have arrived at or departed from Caracas in over 20 hours.

Germán Dam
‏Verified account @GEDV86

Germán Dam Retweeted Marco Rubio

Senator @marcorubio, an important transformer exploded in Bolívar and that, in part, again collapsed the Venezuelan Electric System; however it was not in a dam, much less german.
My name is Germán Dam, I am one of the journalists who published the information.

[Mo]

Marco Rubio makes AOC look like a Rhodes Scholar.

[JD]

Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.

[Painboy]

Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.

I really hate the democracy fetish some of the left has. It's a better way to choose your leaders than civil war, but voting on everything is just not an efficient way to decide things.

[JasonL]

Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.

He needs to be pressed on his history with explicit endorsements of commie nightmare states and leftist strongmen.

[Eric the .5b]

Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.

I really hate the democracy fetish some of the left has. It's a better way to choose your leaders than civil war, but voting on everything is just not an efficient way to decide things.

Remember that the rest of the left has a technocratic fetish for The Right Sort of People deciding everything, and the democratic fetishists come off better.