A thread for mocking politicians

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Post by thoreau » 20 Mar 2017, 18:57

Guys, Bernie has been saving money since 1912 by getting extra crackers with the soup and taking the crackers home from the restaurant. With that sort of frugality for that long of a time frame OF COURSE he can afford three houses.
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Strange that the party that keeps giving shout-outs to trolls is bad at winning elections.
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Post by dbcooper » 07 Jun 2017, 18:47

This is cracking me up:

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Post by Ellie » 08 Jun 2017, 13:50

"For a bank called Superior ... "
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Post by lunchstealer » 14 Jun 2017, 22:21

The Right Honorable Stevo of Darkly?
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Post by Aresen » 14 Jun 2017, 22:26

Curiously, neither Elizabeth Warren nor the other Massachusetts Senator voted. Not clear why.
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Post by Ellie » 15 Jun 2017, 01:26

I had never heard Sessions speaking before until I heard a clip of him on NPR getting all shirty about "scurrilous accusations." Dude sounds EXACTLY like Foghorn Leghorn to me.
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Post by Sandy » 15 Jun 2017, 10:00

Ellie wrote:I had never heard Sessions speaking before until I heard a clip of him on NPR getting all shirty about "scurrilous accusations." Dude sounds EXACTLY like Foghorn Leghorn to me.
Go back and see some of the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings. The senator from Alabama is even closer.
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Post by Warren » 15 Jun 2017, 10:05

Fortunately, I say fortunately, I always keep my senators numbered. For just such an emergency.
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Post by Taktix® » 15 Jun 2017, 11:52

Warren wrote:Fortunately, I say fortunately, I always keep my senators numbered. For just such an emergency.
I hope he keeps his Amendments numbered, cause he's going to need the 5th one pretty bad in the coming weeks...
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Post by Warren » 15 Jun 2017, 12:19

Taktix® wrote:
Warren wrote:Fortunately, I say fortunately, I always keep my senators numbered. For just such an emergency.
I hope he keeps his Amendments numbered, cause he's going to need the 5th one pretty bad in the coming weeks...
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Post by Aresen » 05 Jul 2017, 17:53

If Trump supporters wanted a tough guy, why did they elect such a whiny bitch? - Mo

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Post by thoreau » 12 Jul 2017, 22:29

The Congressional Republicans are most upset that everyone wants to talk about an email scandal and it's getting in the way of their agenda.

Wow, guys. That's...that's just terrible. Can you imagine? An email scandal? Email? Really? Who knew that emails, of all things, could create scandals?
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Post by thoreau » 14 Jul 2017, 19:30

http://www.nationalreview.com/g-file/44 ... t-now-gone
Jonah Goldberg wrote: "If you spent years — like I did, by the way — insisting that the Clintons were a corrupt affront to political decency, invoking their venal actions as a moral justification for Team Trump’s actions is the rhetorical equivalent of a remake of Waterworld set entirely in the main vat of a sewage-treatment plant, i.e., the intellectual Mother of Sh*t Shows."

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Trump’s more-credible defenders certainly may be right that this is all the result of ineptitude and amateurishness. These guys are like a mix between Ron Jeremy and a yoga master in their ability to step on their own johnsons.
Guys, Trump has me and Jonah Goldberg on the same side. That's...that's not good. Can we just impeach him already so that we can restore balance to the Force?
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Post by Mo » 14 Jul 2017, 20:37

Fortunately, he lost me when he said Erik Erickson may be right with his Marion Barry defense.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by thoreau » 18 Jul 2017, 17:34

Dana Rohrabacher asked a NASA official if there is any evidence of an ancient civilization on Mars.



https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/07 ... s-on-mars/
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Warren » 18 Jul 2017, 17:38

The giant rock that strikes the earth and obliterates all evidence of the human race can't come soon enough.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Hugh Akston » 18 Jul 2017, 17:41

They should be much more concerned about the planned lander mission to Europa.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Warren » 18 Jul 2017, 18:12

Hugh Akston wrote:
18 Jul 2017, 17:41
They should be much more concerned about the planned lander mission to Europa.
You think the Chinese are going to beat us to it?
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Sandy » 19 Jul 2017, 11:27

Warren wrote:
18 Jul 2017, 18:12
Hugh Akston wrote:
18 Jul 2017, 17:41
They should be much more concerned about the planned lander mission to Europa.
You think the Chinese are going to beat us to it?
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Warren » 19 Jul 2017, 11:52

Sandy wrote:
19 Jul 2017, 11:27
Warren wrote:
18 Jul 2017, 18:12
Hugh Akston wrote:
18 Jul 2017, 17:41
They should be much more concerned about the planned lander mission to Europa.
You think the Chinese are going to beat us to it?
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
Uh huh. Did you read the book?
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