A thread for mocking politicians

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Ellie » 08 Feb 2019, 21:26

thoreau wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 20:32
But what if the aftermath leaves some white people walking through a wasteland of ash and dust, and their faces get blackened?
Just as long as they aren't mining coal.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by dhex » 08 Feb 2019, 21:47

Mo wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 12:00
dhex wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 11:51
Mo wrote:
06 Feb 2019, 15:47
D.A. Ridgely wrote:Turns out every white politician in Virginia used to wear blackface! Who knew?
Ralph Northam apparently. He figured he’d wait out every other white dude that lived in the 80s for their own blackface scandal.
he might survive this simply because the other choices are contaminated and the other option is a republican. fucking bonkers.

[tasteless]the only one who can't be implicated in a blackface scandal may be a rapist[/tasteless]
Technically, the Republican also is contaminated, but his party DGAF.
Also true, he's more didn't give a shit than Ralphie hoods over there. Until his Cinco de mayo pictures come out or whatever weird racist Skelton is in his closet.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 08 Feb 2019, 23:31

Hugh Akston wrote:
08 Feb 2019, 20:22
I vote we take off and nuke Virginia from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
If you can use tactical nukes to take out everything outside the Beltway except a zone around Tidewater and Charlottesville, I'm with you. Staunton and Richmond around Monument Avenue would be nice to save, too, but it's probably not worth the risk.

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Pham Nuwen » 09 Feb 2019, 01:41

White people ... smh (amiriteorwut)
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 12 Feb 2019, 07:27

I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Pham Nuwen » 12 Feb 2019, 09:47

Mo wrote:
12 Feb 2019, 07:27
I'm calling it now, he's going full Bulworth by Memorial Day.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... -tour-hbcu
Who's going to do the soundtrack? Mya is still around but ODB has passed on to that deluxe ghetto in the sky.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 12 Feb 2019, 09:48

Cardi B needs to be involved
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Pham Nuwen » 12 Feb 2019, 09:49

Mo wrote:
12 Feb 2019, 09:48
Cardi B needs to be involved
Hmmmmm. That makes sense. Would you compromise on grown up Selena Gomez?
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Kolohe » 26 Feb 2019, 23:14

WTF is wrong with you people?
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Aresen » 26 Feb 2019, 23:25

Kolohe wrote:
26 Feb 2019, 23:14
WTF is wrong with you people?
The US needs a Tarpeian Rock from which those who commit thoughtcrimes can be hurled to their doom to the cheers of the onlookers.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Hugh Akston » 26 Feb 2019, 23:36

Kolohe wrote:
26 Feb 2019, 23:14
WTF is wrong with you people?
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

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I loled.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by lunchstealer » 27 Feb 2019, 17:32


Rep. Gosar: "You're a pathological liar. You don't know truth from falsehood. So again--"

Michael Cohen: "Sorry--are you referring to me or the President?"

Gosar: "Hey! This is my time! When I ask you a question, I'll ask for an answer."

Cohen: "Sure."

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 27 Feb 2019, 18:26

lunchstealer wrote:
Rep. Gosar: "You're a pathological liar. You don't know truth from falsehood. So again--"

Michael Cohen: "Sorry--are you referring to me or the President?"

Gosar: "Hey! This is my time! When I ask you a question, I'll ask for an answer."

Cohen: "Sure."

http://hill.cm/C2A29zf
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by lunchstealer » 27 Feb 2019, 21:23

DAMMIT Cohen, if a congresscritter asks if you always lie, you say "YES"!
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by thoreau » 27 Feb 2019, 22:18

The Destructor will be a bloated monster who emerged from the top of a Manhattan skyscraper after an unholy ritual involving a Yugoslav model?

That makes a lot of sense, actually.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Warren » 03 Mar 2019, 10:02

During the third wave of the last of the Mexican imigrants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Bureaucracy! Many Beaners and Pachos knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention camp that day I can tell you."
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Jake » 06 Mar 2019, 11:58

Warren wrote:
03 Mar 2019, 10:02
During the third wave of the last of the Mexican imigrants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Bureaucracy! Many Beaners and Pachos knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention camp that day I can tell you."
I'm guilty-laughing at this.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 06 Mar 2019, 12:40

When I was in college, one of my friends chose "Gozar*" as his screen name on ICQ. He kept wondering why all these dudes kept hitting on him because he didn't know his name translated to "To touch or to play".

* He did not realize he misspelled the name
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Kolohe » 10 Mar 2019, 14:15




Marco Rubio
‏Verified account @marcorubio

Today another transformer explosion at the German Dam in Bolivar State caused another massive blackout.

The result? Critically ill patients have died, the #Caracas metro remains out of service & few if any flights have arrived at or departed from Caracas in over 20 hours.
Germán Dam
‏Verified account @GEDV86

Germán Dam Retweeted Marco Rubio

Senator @marcorubio, an important transformer exploded in Bolívar and that, in part, again collapsed the Venezuelan Electric System; however it was not in a dam, much less german.
My name is Germán Dam, I am one of the journalists who published the information.
😎🤘😊
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Mo » 11 Mar 2019, 19:22

Marco Rubio makes AOC look like a Rhodes Scholar.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by JD » 18 Mar 2019, 12:23

Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.
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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Painboy » 18 Mar 2019, 13:42

JD wrote:
18 Mar 2019, 12:23
Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.
I really hate the democracy fetish some of the left has. It's a better way to choose your leaders than civil war, but voting on everything is just not an efficient way to decide things.

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by JasonL » 18 Mar 2019, 15:42

JD wrote:Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.
He needs to be pressed on his history with explicit endorsements of commie nightmare states and leftist strongmen.

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Re: A thread for mocking politicians

Post by Eric the .5b » 18 Mar 2019, 15:59

Painboy wrote:
18 Mar 2019, 13:42
JD wrote:
18 Mar 2019, 12:23
Bernie Sanders says that he hasn't done a good enough job explaining democratic socialism. He says that "democratic" means "voting on things", and "socialism" means "prosperity".

So basically, he thinks you can just vote yourself rich.
I really hate the democracy fetish some of the left has. It's a better way to choose your leaders than civil war, but voting on everything is just not an efficient way to decide things.
Remember that the rest of the left has a technocratic fetish for The Right Sort of People deciding everything, and the democratic fetishists come off better.
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