Towing the Lion

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Ellie wrote:
02 Sep 2018, 00:59
"I just can't believe you had the gull to snoop through my personal belongings like that!"
I'm sure it's just a typo. Obviously the gull was trained to swoop through.
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Ellie wrote:
02 Sep 2018, 00:59
"I just can't believe you had the gull to snoop through my personal belongings like that!"
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... shattered all my allusions about it.
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Aresen wrote:
02 Sep 2018, 10:31
... shattered all my allusions about it.
Shattering allusions creates work for editors, so it's good.
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Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
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Ellie wrote:
10 Sep 2018, 19:34
Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
You uncultured sorts may not like candied leeches, but in some areas they're considered a delicacy! ;)
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Ellie wrote:
10 Sep 2018, 19:34
Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
they're carboloading so hard they can't spell anymore.
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Sattle for sale, swade chaps included.

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Jake wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 01:51
Ellie wrote:
10 Sep 2018, 19:34
Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
You uncultured sorts may not like candied leeches, but in some areas they're considered a delicacy! ;)
I only like candied leeches if they're lightly killed and then swaddled in lark's vomit.
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I used to work in a daycare. Our policy was that any fever of 100 or over was an instant send home to try to protect the other members. Incontinent I know, but it may help keep other kids from catching something.
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Ellie wrote:
30 Sep 2018, 21:20
I used to work in a daycare. Our policy was that any fever of 100 or over was an instant send home to try to protect the other members. Incontinent I know, but it may help keep other kids from catching something.
I couldn't have said it bladder.
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From a FB group about interior decorating:
What home purchase has given you the biggest bang for your buck?
New lightning! I enjoy it everyday
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They really get a jolt out of it.
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The old lightning just didn't have the same spark.
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It electrifies everyone that steps into the room!
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Regular lightning or white lightning? Because you really shouldn't enjoy that every day if you like your liver.
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I've been researching Roman History and Authorian Legends
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Aresen wrote:
13 Oct 2018, 20:51
I've been researching Roman History and Authorian Legends
Meditations was actually Marcus Aurelius's daughter's diary.
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Someone in another forum referred to being able to handle objects with his "disposable thumbs".
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I'm trying to do some troubleshooting on my monitor and the tech support person texted this:
Thank you for your patience and understanding, if you send here directly, the messages will be swallowed soon, and it's not easy for tracking your case dear

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Painboy wrote:
07 Nov 2018, 00:51
I'm trying to do some troubleshooting on my monitor and the tech support person texted this:
Thank you for your patience and understanding, if you send here directly, the messages will be swallowed soon, and it's not easy for tracking your case dear
At least you know they care, dear.
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"I showed this meme to my daughter and we both laughed historically."
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Ellie wrote:"I showed this meme to my daughter and we both laughed historically."
I laughed like that about the John Adams Midgard Serpent oic.

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Seen on another forum: "that was a half-hazard mess"
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In an advice thread about dealing with a nosy, stalking mother-in-law: "Hire a private investigator to take photos of her going about her day. Then mail then to her unanimously.... Just to freak her out."
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