Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by dhex » 25 Jun 2018, 13:42

talk about grapes of wrath!
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 25 Jun 2018, 14:14

Ellie wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 13:06
"In my opinion Winer Soldier is the best marvel film."
What kind of drunk is Cap'n 'Murika?
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 25 Jun 2018, 16:27

The Weiner Soldier is my Oscar Meyer Kids Chorus cover band.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by thoreau » 25 Jun 2018, 16:39

I thought it was about dachsunds on the battle field.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Eric the .5b » 25 Jun 2018, 19:27

Aresen wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 14:14
Ellie wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 13:06
"In my opinion Winer Soldier is the best marvel film."
What kind of drunk is Cap'n 'Murika?
Sad and horny.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 27 Jun 2018, 11:08

"My dad has a new job and I have seen how he can doll out more work than anybody else."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 27 Jun 2018, 11:10

Ellie wrote:
27 Jun 2018, 11:08
"My dad has a new job and I have seen how he can doll out more work than anybody else."
"Show me on the doll....."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 27 Jun 2018, 16:40

Aresen wrote:
27 Jun 2018, 11:10
Ellie wrote:
27 Jun 2018, 11:08
"My dad has a new job and I have seen how he can doll out more work than anybody else."
"Show me on the doll....."
"All dolled out and nowhere to go."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 29 Jun 2018, 17:43

A good friend of mine just posted on Facebook that she "just got a full-time job at Warner's Stallion" ... except the name of the local business is Warners Stellian.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 03 Jul 2018, 09:56

Admin posting in a Facebook group after a dust-up among members turned into a full-on meltdown: "I implore you to think twice the next time you fire up your porch forks and come after another member of this group."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 03 Jul 2018, 10:24

Ellie wrote:
29 Jun 2018, 17:43
A good friend of mine just posted on Facebook that she "just got a full-time job at Warner's Stallion" ... except the name of the local business is Warners Stellian.
Kinky. Very kinky.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 05 Jul 2018, 10:17

"I'll have a booth at the convention to display these with custom laser-engraved nametags. Now I need to come up with the names ... does anybody have any ideas for fun, innuendo laden, duel meaning names?"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 05 Jul 2018, 10:22

Ellie wrote:
05 Jul 2018, 10:17
"I'll have a booth at the convention to display these with custom laser-engraved nametags. Now I need to come up with the names ... does anybody have any ideas for fun, innuendo laden, duel meaning names?"
Many duels were brought on by names full of innuendo and what the author thought was humor.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 05 Jul 2018, 10:43

Ellie wrote:
05 Jul 2018, 10:17
"I'll have a booth at the convention to display these with custom laser-engraved nametags. Now I need to come up with the names ... does anybody have any ideas for fun, innuendo laden, duel meaning names?"
Aramis, Athos, Porthos, D'artagnon...

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 06 Jul 2018, 13:08

"Woke up with a Charlie house in my leg bad enough that I'm not sure I can move my toes. I'm supposed to take my 6 year old today swimming send me some luck..... Swimming through a Charlie house is almost impossible"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 07 Jul 2018, 00:06

"I'm so excited how much my daughter likes the original Mighty Morphine Power Rangers"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jake » 07 Jul 2018, 00:41

Ellie wrote:
07 Jul 2018, 00:06
"I'm so excited how much my daughter likes the original Mighty Morphine Power Rangers"
Lady, everybody likes the original Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 07 Jul 2018, 00:48

Jake wrote:
07 Jul 2018, 00:41
Ellie wrote:
07 Jul 2018, 00:06
"I'm so excited how much my daughter likes the original Mighty Morphine Power Rangers"
Lady, everybody likes the original Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by dhex » 07 Jul 2018, 07:52

Ellie wrote:
07 Jul 2018, 00:06
"I'm so excited how much my daughter likes the original Mighty Morphine Power Rangers"
That show will have her blowing truckers in a Hardee's bathroom in no time.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 10 Jul 2018, 10:55

Seen on a movie list: "The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 10 Jul 2018, 11:06

Ellie wrote:
10 Jul 2018, 10:55
Seen on a movie list: "The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas"
So now they're making pr0n spoofs of Holocaust movies? The internet just ruined that industry.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 11 Jul 2018, 13:02

From a spam fax we got at church today from "John Sad Doe": "Hello Pastor, I needed to talk to you, but I was concerned how you might feel, so I decided to send this letter unanimously."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 11 Jul 2018, 15:49

Ellie wrote:
06 Jul 2018, 13:08
"Woke up with a Charlie house in my leg bad enough that I'm not sure I can move my toes. I'm supposed to take my 6 year old today swimming send me some luck..... Swimming through a Charlie house is almost impossible"
PTSD Vet Voice:"Back in 'Nam, Charlie used to fill the house with water and snakes. Swimming was hell, I tell ya."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 11 Jul 2018, 19:17

Ellie wrote:
11 Jul 2018, 13:02
From a spam fax we got at church today from "John Sad Doe": "Hello Pastor, I needed to talk to you, but I was concerned how you might feel, so I decided to send this letter unanimously."
Proof of the afterlife! Mollie Sugden faxed* you from beyond the grave.




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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 11 Jul 2018, 20:30

Fax spam is the saddest spam of all. We probably get 2-3 spam faxes per day.
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