Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Mo » 02 May 2018, 14:51

thoreau wrote:
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My favorite typo so far this year:
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 02 May 2018, 16:03

Mo wrote:
02 May 2018, 14:51
thoreau wrote:
02 May 2018, 12:17
Kolohe wrote:
02 May 2018, 09:36
Jake wrote:
02 May 2018, 03:08
Ellie wrote:
02 May 2018, 03:07
My favorite typo so far this year:
This font is ideal for communication pieces, due to its space saving qualities, geometric elegance of its shapes, and eight wights.
Nazgul Sans?
I love this so much I want to put a ring on it.
If grylliade were to end right now it could end knowing that it has ended on the highest note possible.
We all know how it's going to end, there will be an overlong explanation of the backstory of everything that happened published by the Modspawns.
I always figured it would end with a split over the Oxford comma.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 02 May 2018, 16:07

Mo wrote:
02 May 2018, 14:51
thoreau wrote:
02 May 2018, 12:17
Kolohe wrote:
02 May 2018, 09:36
Jake wrote:
02 May 2018, 03:08
Ellie wrote:
02 May 2018, 03:07
My favorite typo so far this year:
This font is ideal for communication pieces, due to its space saving qualities, geometric elegance of its shapes, and eight wights.
Nazgul Sans?
I love this so much I want to put a ring on it.
If grylliade were to end right now it could end knowing that it has ended on the highest note possible.
We all know how it's going to end, there will be an overlong explanation of the backstory of everything that happened published by the Modspawns.

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by JD » 14 May 2018, 10:55

Moorebank crash: Two women 'may have been street racing' before grizzly crash

They were probably surprised by the sudden appearance in Australia of a species endemic to North America.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by tr0g » 14 May 2018, 12:21

JD wrote:
14 May 2018, 10:55
Moorebank crash: Two women 'may have been street racing' before grizzly crash

They were probably surprised by the sudden appearance in Australia of a species endemic to North America.
Australians decided they didn't have enough lethal fauna and have decided to import.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Andrew » 14 May 2018, 13:48

tr0g wrote:
14 May 2018, 12:21
JD wrote:
14 May 2018, 10:55
Moorebank crash: Two women 'may have been street racing' before grizzly crash

They were probably surprised by the sudden appearance in Australia of a species endemic to North America.
Australians decided they didn't have enough lethal fauna and have decided to import.
The dropbears just weren't enough.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 14 May 2018, 15:01

JD wrote:
14 May 2018, 10:55
Moorebank crash: Two women 'may have been street racing' before grizzly crash

They were probably surprised by the sudden appearance in Australia of a species endemic to North America.
And I thought teach a bear to ride a bicycle was amazing!
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Post by Ellie » 27 May 2018, 10:29

Dulux Wash and Wear paint sounds amazing, but I'm a little put off by their cans that claim a "matt sheen."
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Post by Warren » 27 May 2018, 10:33

Ellie wrote:
27 May 2018, 10:29
Dulux Wash and Wear paint sounds amazing, but I'm a little put off by their cans that claim a "matt sheen."
Any relation to Martin?
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 27 May 2018, 11:14

Warren wrote:
27 May 2018, 10:33
Ellie wrote:
27 May 2018, 10:29
Dulux Wash and Wear paint sounds amazing, but I'm a little put off by their cans that claim a "matt sheen."
Any relation to Martin?
Matt's acting has more depth.
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Post by Ellie » 28 May 2018, 21:18

Whoever did the captions for this episode of Legends of Tomorrow was towing a whole pride of lions. Just in the last 2 minutes I've seen "the group died a grizzly death" and "to cast the spell I need the vile of potion in my desk."
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Post by Highway » 28 May 2018, 23:25

Ellie wrote:
28 May 2018, 21:18
Whoever did the captions for this episode of Legends of Tomorrow was towing a whole pride of lions. Just in the last 2 minutes I've seen "the group died a grizzly death" and "to cast the spell I need the vile of potion in my desk."
Subtitles are a gold mine of lion towing. And that's someone whose job it is (and can presumably get fired). You should see fan translations "edited" by college students and 20-somethings.
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Post by Eric the .5b » 29 May 2018, 00:26

Highway wrote:
28 May 2018, 23:25
Ellie wrote:
28 May 2018, 21:18
Whoever did the captions for this episode of Legends of Tomorrow was towing a whole pride of lions. Just in the last 2 minutes I've seen "the group died a grizzly death" and "to cast the spell I need the vile of potion in my desk."
Subtitles are a gold mine of lion towing. And that's someone whose job it is (and can presumably get fired). You should see fan translations "edited" by college students and 20-somethings.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 05 Jun 2018, 10:50

Are bloody noses really a thing during pregnancy? I've had two sever bloody noses in the last week that came out of nowhere.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 05 Jun 2018, 11:26

Ellie wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 10:50
Are bloody noses really a thing during pregnancy? I've had two sever bloody noses in the last week that came out of nowhere.
Obviously they're going to be bloody. But two?
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 05 Jun 2018, 19:47

Ellie wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 10:50
Are bloody noses really a thing during pregnancy? I've had to sever bloody noses in the last week that came out of nowhere.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by dead_elvis » 05 Jun 2018, 20:20

Warren wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 11:26
Ellie wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 10:50
Are bloody noses really a thing during pregnancy? I've had two sever bloody noses in the last week that came out of nowhere.
Obviously they're going to be bloody. But two?
And I love the implication that there is someone hiding in the shadows pelting people with severed noses.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 14 Jun 2018, 18:34

(in response to an invitation to a party on Sunday) "I unfortunately have feathers day plans with my pops, sorry!"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 14 Jun 2018, 18:50

Ellie wrote:
14 Jun 2018, 18:34
(in response to an invitation to a party on Sunday) "I unfortunately have feathers day plans with my pops, sorry!"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by JD » 15 Jun 2018, 13:15

Three women slayed in ‘targeted killings’ within 13-hour span in Baltimore

Either three women committed targeted killings in a 13-hour span, or an editor doesn't know that the past participle of "to slay" is slain.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 15 Jun 2018, 16:23

Maybe they just did a really awesome marathon standup comedy session.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 15 Jun 2018, 16:32

Although I think the 'Targeted Killings' name is taken by a local Baltimore chain of spa/salons, but it'd be a great name for a comedy club.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 25 Jun 2018, 10:15

(email to a Chinese business) "I used to live in Shanghai Centre. Every Saturday, my husband and I were your first costumers."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by tr0g » 25 Jun 2018, 10:50

Ellie wrote:
25 Jun 2018, 10:15
(email to a Chinese business) "I used to live in Shanghai Centre. Every Saturday, my husband and I were your first costumers."
Cosplay is a way of life for some.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 25 Jun 2018, 13:06

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I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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