If used intentionally, that can be quite funny.
Towing the Lion
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Hindu is the cricket of religions. You can observe it for years, you can have enthusiasts try to explain it to you, and it's still baffling. - Warren
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If Trump supporters wanted a tough guy, why did they elect such a whiny bitch? - Mo
Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex
Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex
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We live in the fucked age. Get used to it. - dhex
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Subject line of a promotional email promoting comedy series: "Have some yucks"
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Hindu is the cricket of religions. You can observe it for years, you can have enthusiasts try to explain it to you, and it's still baffling. - Warren
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Well, he was walkin' into a 'cue joint.
"i'd like to move toward not combusting except on special occasions like arbor day." - dhex
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If Trump supporters wanted a tough guy, why did they elect such a whiny bitch? - Mo
Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex
Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex
- dead_elvis
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To paraphrase Tywin Lannister, if you have to tell people your bbq is the best, yours is not truly the best bbq.
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"kid's gloves"
"Fucking qualia." -Hugh Akston
"This is why I carry a shoehorn.” -jadagul
"This is why I carry a shoehorn.” -jadagul
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Well you don't want him tracking hoof prints all over the house.
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A former employee came by the office where I work today. The two of us always had a goof relationship
"NB stands for nota bene do not @ me" - nicole
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Yes, but it still made me laugh. I'm easily amused I guess 

"NB stands for nota bene do not @ me" - nicole
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Probably more accurate than "good" for most relationships.
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I'm a mother of two and I just started pelvic floor exercises. I had problems with leeking during my second pregnancy.
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Onions are not a viable substitute for cock.
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"now is the time to go fuck yourself until you die." -dhex
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I bet she tried to play it off all non-shallot.
My boss called me out for 'chomping at the bit' instead of 'champing at the bit'.
My boss called me out for 'chomping at the bit' instead of 'champing at the bit'.
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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod
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no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex
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Isn't that an artist's conception of a apatosaurus' asshole?
If Trump supporters wanted a tough guy, why did they elect such a whiny bitch? - Mo
Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex
Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex
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For Ellie:
"i'd like to move toward not combusting except on special occasions like arbor day." - dhex
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Cooking a double batch of steak bites along with the tornadoes of beef.
"NB stands for nota bene do not @ me" - nicole
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"Cow. Another cow."
"I think that's the same cow."
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