Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Highway » 12 Sep 2017, 17:49

JD wrote:
12 Sep 2017, 17:28
From the description of "Tusq XL string trees" (it's a small guitar part, FWIW), a fairly horrifying bit of customer relations:
Note: If you find that one or both string trees are too long, you can easily be removed with fine grit sandpaper.
I've had some customers I didn't like, but I never threatened to LITERALLY SANDPAPER THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE just for being dissatisfied with a product...
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 14 Sep 2017, 00:30

From the "oldpeoplefacebook" Reddit.

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 14 Sep 2017, 00:45

I pallet of care is the place you go before you get slipped on the slab.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Painboy » 02 Oct 2017, 23:25

I would never fall for "fake games" although I admit the very idea is completely alien to me. I have no idea what that exactly intels.

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by the innominate one » 03 Oct 2017, 21:26

Please no weird bazaar fetishes.
So much for my hope of fucking in a rug merchant's stall.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by JasonL » 03 Oct 2017, 22:57

The NFL king of lion towing - cam newton.


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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 17 Oct 2017, 23:09

Just saw a post in a Facebook clothing group that talked about "de-stressed jeans."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Andrew » 17 Oct 2017, 23:14

So they're comfortable but not quite relaxed.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by the innominate one » 17 Oct 2017, 23:59

Fitting.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Kolohe » 18 Oct 2017, 08:02

Denim yoga pants?
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 18 Oct 2017, 10:00

Like when your primary predator goes extinct?
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Post by lunchstealer » 18 Oct 2017, 10:25

Like in the back of a Volkswagen?
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 18 Oct 2017, 12:46

lunchstealer wrote:
18 Oct 2017, 10:25
Like in the back of a Volkswagen?
:lol:
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by JD » 20 Oct 2017, 21:17

Seen on a cat-for-adoption flyer today: "4 years old, spayed and nurtured."

Well, I hope it's true, at least...

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Kolohe » 20 Oct 2017, 21:18

That may be deliberate? Any given animal gets either one or the other in the spay/neuter combo pack, right?
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Post by the innominate one » 20 Oct 2017, 22:14

Assuming that the flyer author knows that, as opposed to simply parroting Bob Barker.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 29 Oct 2017, 11:24

A Facebook friend wrote:ITS GAMEDAY BITCH’S
Every Sunday.

It’s tempting to tell him that’s not a nice thing to call cheerleaders, but I doubt he’d get it.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by the innominate one » 29 Oct 2017, 18:49

My interest in Martin’s article was peaked because of one prediction that is never met.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 29 Oct 2017, 18:51

"I'm going from omnivore to vegan in one foul swoop."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 29 Oct 2017, 19:37

Ellie wrote:
29 Oct 2017, 18:51
"I'm going from omnivore to vegan in one foul swoop."
Heh. OTOH you could go from vegan to omnivore in one fowl soup.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 04 Nov 2017, 01:25

"I love California flee markets."
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 04 Nov 2017, 01:30

Ellie wrote:
04 Nov 2017, 01:25
"I love California flee markets."
I've been led to believe many people are fleeing California markets.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Sandy » 04 Nov 2017, 11:35

Ellie wrote:"I love California flee markets."
I think that’s called “Oregon and Washington.”
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Kolohe » 04 Nov 2017, 12:41

Sounds like it could be a Running Man reboot.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Andrew » 04 Nov 2017, 13:35

Sandy wrote:
04 Nov 2017, 11:35
Ellie wrote:"I love California flee markets."
I think that’s called “Oregon and Washington.”
And Arizona, Colorado, Nevada...
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