Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Sandy » 19 Jan 2018, 10:46

nicole wrote:
19 Jan 2018, 10:03
"without further adieu"
If used intentionally, that can be quite funny.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 19 Jan 2018, 10:51

dhex wrote:
19 Jan 2018, 10:14
long goodbyes are the wooooorst
Damn. Beat me to it.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Andrew » 19 Jan 2018, 11:17

dhex wrote:
19 Jan 2018, 10:14
long goodbyes are the wooooorst
Although The Long Goodbye is solid.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by nicole » 22 Jan 2018, 09:35

Subject line of a promotional email promoting comedy series: "Have some yucks"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 22 Jan 2018, 10:49

nicole wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 09:35
Subject line of a promotional email promoting comedy series: "Have some yucks"
Generic but cromulent.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Sandy » 23 Jan 2018, 22:48

Hindu is the cricket of religions. You can observe it for years, you can have enthusiasts try to explain it to you, and it's still baffling. - Warren

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 24 Jan 2018, 15:54

Well, he was walkin' into a 'cue joint.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 24 Jan 2018, 16:14

Sandy wrote:
23 Jan 2018, 22:48
Has the location been verified?
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by dead_elvis » 25 Jan 2018, 00:28

To paraphrase Tywin Lannister, if you have to tell people your bbq is the best, yours is not truly the best bbq.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by nicole » 25 Jan 2018, 11:27

"kid's gloves"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 25 Jan 2018, 11:38

nicole wrote:
25 Jan 2018, 11:27
"kid's gloves"
Well you don't want him tracking hoof prints all over the house.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 31 Jan 2018, 13:23

A former employee came by the office where I work today. The two of us always had a goof relationship
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Post by Warren » 31 Jan 2018, 14:18

I assume that's a typo
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 31 Jan 2018, 15:18

Yes, but it still made me laugh. I'm easily amused I guess :D
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Tuco » 01 Feb 2018, 07:54

Probably more accurate than "good" for most relationships.

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 04 Feb 2018, 00:43

I'm a mother of two and I just started pelvic floor exercises. I had problems with leeking during my second pregnancy.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by the innominate one » 04 Feb 2018, 06:36

Onions are not a viable substitute for cock.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 04 Feb 2018, 18:18

I bet she tried to play it off all non-shallot.

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 04 Feb 2018, 20:23

Did that chafe a bit?
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Re: Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 12 Feb 2018, 18:23

Isn't that an artist's conception of a apatosaurus' asshole?
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 12 Feb 2018, 20:39

For Ellie:

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 16 Feb 2018, 17:28

Cooking a double batch of steak bites along with the tornadoes of beef.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 16 Feb 2018, 17:46

Ellie wrote:
16 Feb 2018, 17:28
Cooking a double batch of steak bites along with the tornadoes of beef.
I'm buffaloed.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Kwix » 16 Feb 2018, 17:48

Ellie wrote:
16 Feb 2018, 17:28
Cooking a double batch of steak bites along with the tornadoes of beef.
"Cow. Another cow."
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