Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 04 Nov 2017, 15:29

Andrew wrote:
04 Nov 2017, 13:35
Sandy wrote:
04 Nov 2017, 11:35
Ellie wrote:"I love California flee markets."
I think that’s called “Oregon and Washington.”
And Arizona, Colorado, Nevada...
Wasn't Texas actively advertising for CA businesses to relocate because TX doesn't hate employment?
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Post by lunchstealer » 04 Nov 2017, 17:26

That may’ve been Colorado trying to redirect the diaspora.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 09 Nov 2017, 00:05

From the dark web:
Very in lighting
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Post by Ellie » 09 Nov 2017, 21:07

A woman writing about getting a consult with a plastic surgeon:
The pictures I took of myself at the office today are pretty frightening. I look smaller and better in my own Mira at home!
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Post by the innominate one » 09 Nov 2017, 21:13

It's good to take a look.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by dead_elvis » 11 Nov 2017, 14:35

Ellie wrote:
09 Nov 2017, 21:07
I look smaller and better in my own Mira at home

You know who else felt better in their own Mira? The Zetarians, that's who.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 15 Nov 2017, 22:17

Obviously just a typo but it made me laugh.
Kegels are goo for all women, and older women especially.
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Post by Warren » 16 Nov 2017, 00:55

More goo to go!
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Post by Ellie » 16 Nov 2017, 11:03

When you're using a coverstitch machine, how do you hem a round garment and end the stitching? Do you just sew off the edge and then use some type of frey fix?
Like Walder Frey?
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Post by Aresen » 16 Nov 2017, 11:09

From a story about the coup in Zimbabwe:
The military is hoping to revive the economic decline that was mainly caused by a program initiated by Mugabe
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Post by the innominate one » 28 Nov 2017, 15:17

"Isle seats are on sale."

Thanks, Southwest Airlines.
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Post by Sandy » 28 Nov 2017, 15:45

the innominate one wrote:
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"Isle seats are on sale."

Thanks, Southwest Airlines.
Not just a pun?
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Post by the innominate one » 28 Nov 2017, 17:04

Seemingly not.
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Post by JD » 29 Nov 2017, 10:13

"[The Mariana]trench cutes threw the ocean floor near Guam and is home to the deepest point in Earth's seas."
http://www.newsweek.com/mariana-snailfi ... sea-725544
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 29 Nov 2017, 16:47

the innominate one wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 15:17
"Isle seats are on sale."

Thanks, Southwest Airlines.
Since Southwest famously doesn't assign seats, I'm thinking they just put tickets to their Caribbean destinations on sale. And possibly Long Island.
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Post by the innominate one » 29 Nov 2017, 20:04

Maybe you guys are right. It was rendered in such small print and no other mentions of islands, I didn't think it was a joke. I had forgotten they don't have assigned seating.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 29 Nov 2017, 20:42

JD wrote:
29 Nov 2017, 10:13
"[The Mariana]trench cutes threw the ocean floor near Guam and is home to the deepest point in Earth's seas."
http://www.newsweek.com/mariana-snailfi ... sea-725544
I think they 'fixed' it. Sort of.
This trench shoots through the ocean floor near Guam and is home to the deepest point in Earth's seas.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by the innominate one » 03 Dec 2017, 18:31

"Moreover, representative government was devised as a scam to defuse public opposition to what they're rulers were doing."

http://reason.com/archives/2017/12/03/l ... -the-right

Come on, reason.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by the innominate one » 04 Dec 2017, 10:32

"Give the Gift of Better Felling Feet"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 05 Dec 2017, 14:05

the innominate one wrote:
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"Give the Gift of Better Felling Feet"
Give the gift of Chuck Norris kicking that motherfucking tree down.
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Re: Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by dead_elvis » 09 Dec 2017, 11:36

We usually watch tv with captions on, so we were treated to this gem in The Office:
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Post by Dangerman » 09 Dec 2017, 11:57

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If you ain't got that do re mi
Go back to your beautiful Texas
Arizona Oklahoma Tennessee
California is a garden of eden
A Paradise to live in or see
But like it or not
You won't find it so hot
If you ain't got that do re miiiiiiii..."

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