Towing the Lion

[Warren]

"I love California flee markets."

I think that’s called “Oregon and Washington.”

And Arizona, Colorado, Nevada...

Wasn't Texas actively advertising for CA businesses to relocate because TX doesn't hate employment?

[lunchstealer]

That may’ve been Colorado trying to redirect the diaspora.

[Aresen]

From the dark web:

Very in lighting

[Ellie]

A woman writing about getting a consult with a plastic surgeon:

The pictures I took of myself at the office today are pretty frightening. I look smaller and better in my own Mira at home!

[the innominate one]

It's good to take a look.

[dead_elvis]

I look smaller and better in my own Mira at home

You know who else felt better in their own Mira? The Zetarians, that's who.

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[Ellie]

Obviously just a typo but it made me laugh.

Kegels are goo for all women, and older women especially.

[Warren]

More goo to go!

[Ellie]

When you're using a coverstitch machine, how do you hem a round garment and end the stitching? Do you just sew off the edge and then use some type of frey fix?

Like Walder Frey?

[Aresen]

From a story about the coup in Zimbabwe:

The military is hoping to revive the economic decline that was mainly caused by a program initiated by Mugabe

[the innominate one]

"Isle seats are on sale."

Thanks, Southwest Airlines.

[Sandy]

"Isle seats are on sale."

Thanks, Southwest Airlines.

Not just a pun?

[the innominate one]

Seemingly not.

[JD]

"[The Mariana]trench cutes threw the ocean floor near Guam and is home to the deepest point in Earth's seas."
http://www.newsweek.com/mariana-snailfi ... sea-725544

[lunchstealer]

"Isle seats are on sale."

Thanks, Southwest Airlines.

Since Southwest famously doesn't assign seats, I'm thinking they just put tickets to their Caribbean destinations on sale. And possibly Long Island.

[the innominate one]

Maybe you guys are right. It was rendered in such small print and no other mentions of islands, I didn't think it was a joke. I had forgotten they don't have assigned seating.

[Aresen]

"[The Mariana]trench cutes threw the ocean floor near Guam and is home to the deepest point in Earth's seas."
http://www.newsweek.com/mariana-snailfi ... sea-725544

I think they 'fixed' it. Sort of.

This trench shoots through the ocean floor near Guam and is home to the deepest point in Earth's seas.

[the innominate one]

"Moreover, representative government was devised as a scam to defuse public opposition to what they're rulers were doing."

http://reason.com/archives/2017/12/03/l ... -the-right

Come on, reason.

[the innominate one]

[the innominate one]

"Give the Gift of Better Felling Feet"

[lunchstealer]

"Give the Gift of Better Felling Feet"

Give the gift of Chuck Norris kicking that motherfucking tree down.

[the innominate one]

[dead_elvis]

We usually watch tv with captions on, so we were treated to this gem in The Office:

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[Dangerman]

"If you ain't got that do re mi, boys
If you ain't got that do re mi
Go back to your beautiful Texas
Arizona Oklahoma Tennessee
California is a garden of eden
A Paradise to live in or see
But like it or not
You won't find it so hot
If you ain't got that do re miiiiiiii..."

/A. Guthrie

[nicole]

"Everything churns on how useful Pinterest is for discovering ideas for your actual life"