Towing the Lion

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 02 Sep 2018, 01:06

Ellie wrote:
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"I just can't believe you had the gull to snoop through my personal belongings like that!"
I'm sure it's just a typo. Obviously the gull was trained to swoop through.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jake » 02 Sep 2018, 01:56

Ellie wrote:
02 Sep 2018, 00:59
"I just can't believe you had the gull to snoop through my personal belongings like that!"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 02 Sep 2018, 10:31

... shattered all my allusions about it.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 04 Sep 2018, 12:47

Aresen wrote:
02 Sep 2018, 10:31
... shattered all my allusions about it.
Shattering allusions creates work for editors, so it's good.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 10 Sep 2018, 19:34

Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jake » 11 Sep 2018, 01:51

Ellie wrote:
10 Sep 2018, 19:34
Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
You uncultured sorts may not like candied leeches, but in some areas they're considered a delicacy! ;)
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by dhex » 11 Sep 2018, 08:05

Ellie wrote:
10 Sep 2018, 19:34
Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
they're carboloading so hard they can't spell anymore.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Dangerman » 11 Sep 2018, 08:32

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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 11 Sep 2018, 12:21

Jake wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 01:51
Ellie wrote:
10 Sep 2018, 19:34
Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders?
If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!"
You uncultured sorts may not like candied leeches, but in some areas they're considered a delicacy! ;)
I only like candied leeches if they're lightly killed and then swaddled in lark's vomit.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 30 Sep 2018, 21:20

I used to work in a daycare. Our policy was that any fever of 100 or over was an instant send home to try to protect the other members. Incontinent I know, but it may help keep other kids from catching something.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 30 Sep 2018, 22:42

Ellie wrote:
30 Sep 2018, 21:20
I used to work in a daycare. Our policy was that any fever of 100 or over was an instant send home to try to protect the other members. Incontinent I know, but it may help keep other kids from catching something.
I couldn't have said it bladder.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Ellie » 12 Oct 2018, 00:14

From a FB group about interior decorating:
What home purchase has given you the biggest bang for your buck?
New lightning! I enjoy it everyday
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Highway » 12 Oct 2018, 07:08

They really get a jolt out of it.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Warren » 12 Oct 2018, 10:53

The old lightning just didn't have the same spark.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 12 Oct 2018, 11:52

It electrifies everyone that steps into the room!
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by lunchstealer » 12 Oct 2018, 13:36

Regular lightning or white lightning? Because you really shouldn't enjoy that every day if you like your liver.
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Aresen » 13 Oct 2018, 20:51

I've been researching Roman History and Authorian Legends
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Re: Towing the Lion

Post by Jasper » 15 Oct 2018, 08:50

Aresen wrote:
13 Oct 2018, 20:51
I've been researching Roman History and Authorian Legends
Meditations was actually Marcus Aurelius's daughter's diary.
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