The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

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Post by Eric the .5b » 22 Aug 2018, 18:48

Aresen wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 10:36
Kolohe wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 10:33
Watergate led a bunch of Republicans to begin advocating prison reform.

Perhaps the incarceration of the Trump campaign and administration will do the same.
Would the Secret Service send agents to prison to prevent a convicted former POTUS from being ass-raped?
And would they have to enter general population? Stand beside him in the chow line, wearing an orange outfit, armed only with hidden shivs they made the night before?

I admit, I'd give those guys props.
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Post by thoreau » 22 Aug 2018, 19:43

I assume that Trump's security in prison will be handled by Russian mobsters serving time.
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Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Post by Dangerman » 23 Aug 2018, 13:47

I'm pro that list of demands.

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Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Post by Eric the .5b » 23 Aug 2018, 15:42

thoreau wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 19:43
I assume that Trump's security in prison will be handled by Russian mobsters serving time.
"Security" meaning he's found having stabbed himself to death thirty times.

Putin doesn't seem like a "loose ends" guy.
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Post by Jennifer » 23 Aug 2018, 16:02

I know there is zero chance of this happening now, and only slightly greater than zero chance of happening after Trump and Co. leave office and at least semi-sane people regain control of the government, but: personally I'd like to see the 13th amendment itself be amended to remove the clause "except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted," and have the amendment simply read "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."
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Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Post by Kolohe » 23 Aug 2018, 17:16

Eric the .5b wrote:
23 Aug 2018, 15:42
thoreau wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 19:43
I assume that Trump's security in prison will be handled by Russian mobsters serving time.
"Security" meaning he's found having stabbed himself to death thirty times.

Putin doesn't seem like a "loose ends" guy.
Putin's also not so much a stabby guy. But I wouldn't want to be Donald Trump's food taster.
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Post by Jennifer » 23 Aug 2018, 17:20

Kolohe wrote:
23 Aug 2018, 17:16
But I wouldn't want to be Donald Trump's food taster.
Of course not: the man overcooks his steaks and then puts ketchup on them. [Shudder]
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Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Post by Aresen » 23 Aug 2018, 17:24

Kolohe wrote:
23 Aug 2018, 17:16
Eric the .5b wrote:
23 Aug 2018, 15:42
thoreau wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 19:43
I assume that Trump's security in prison will be handled by Russian mobsters serving time.
"Security" meaning he's found having stabbed himself to death thirty times.

Putin doesn't seem like a "loose ends" guy.
Putin's also not so much a stabby guy. But I wouldn't want to be Donald Trump's food taster.
Polonium salt disagrees with me.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 23 Aug 2018, 18:07

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No no no that's got no legs at all. You can't blame Trump for any of that. Nobody's going to give a shit. First you've got to get him to Tweet about it. Only then will the outrage flow.
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Post by Aresen » 23 Aug 2018, 18:11

Hugh Akston wrote:
23 Aug 2018, 18:07
Warren wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 10:11
No no no that's got no legs at all. You can't blame Trump for any of that. Nobody's going to give a shit. First you've got to get him to Tweet about it. Only then will the outrage flow.
Don't be ridiculous, Warren. What kind of monsters are going to ignore egregious violations of human dignity just so they can bash Donald Trump?
*raises hand*

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Post by Eric the .5b » 23 Aug 2018, 18:36

I'm not sure Putin would waste polonium on someone in prison.
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Post by Taktix® » 24 Aug 2018, 15:35

Kolohe wrote:Watergate led a bunch of Republicans to begin advocating prison reform.

Perhaps the incarceration of the Trump campaign and administration will do the same.
This very thing happened, for the junior senator from Kentucky at least...

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Post by Aresen » 29 Aug 2018, 16:18

Arpaio is dead, politically at least.
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Post by Eric the .5b » 29 Aug 2018, 16:45

That just means he's free for the cabinet.
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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 30 Aug 2018, 06:07

Aresen wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 10:36
Kolohe wrote:
22 Aug 2018, 10:33
Watergate led a bunch of Republicans to begin advocating prison reform.

Perhaps the incarceration of the Trump campaign and administration will do the same.
Would the Secret Service send agents to prison to prevent a convicted former POTUS from being ass-raped?
Why not? Other mob bosses get some of the boys to protect them.

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Post by Tuco » 30 Aug 2018, 06:42

Bye, Joe, don't let the door hit you in the ass, stupid.

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Post by lunchstealer » 30 Aug 2018, 21:27

Aresen wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:18
Arpaio is dead, politically at least.
Dude you got my hopes up.
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Post by Taktix® » 31 Aug 2018, 10:28

lunchstealer wrote:
Aresen wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:18
Arpaio is dead, politically at least.
Dude you got my hopes up.
Well, let me squash them.

He could be appointed to fill McCain's seat. Gov. Ducey is fully a Trump guy and I don't see, from an evil shit perspective, any reason NOT to put ol' Joe in there...

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Post by Warren » 31 Aug 2018, 11:00

Taktix® wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 10:28
lunchstealer wrote:
Aresen wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:18
Arpaio is dead, politically at least.
Dude you got my hopes up.
Well, let me squash them.

He could be appointed to fill McCain's seat. Gov. Ducey is fully a Trump guy and I don't see, from an evil shit perspective, any reason NOT to put ol' Joe in there...

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That is actually hopeful. The Arpaio pardon is one of the actually awful things Trump has done in office. As a US Senator, he'll have the opportunity to commit more felonies while under greater scrutiny and more pressure to nail him to the wall. Trump won't bail him out again once he sees which way the wind's blowing.
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Post by lunchstealer » 31 Aug 2018, 11:45

Taktix® wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 10:28
lunchstealer wrote:
Aresen wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:18
Arpaio is dead, politically at least.
Dude you got my hopes up.
Well, let me squash them.

He could be appointed to fill McCain's seat. Gov. Ducey is fully a Trump guy and I don't see, from an evil shit perspective, any reason NOT to put ol' Joe in there...

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Yeah, more a question of "Arpaio is dead... but not actually mouldering in the ground or bleaching bones in the desert," hopes up.
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Post by Aresen » 31 Aug 2018, 11:52

Warren wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 11:00
Taktix® wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 10:28
lunchstealer wrote:
Aresen wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:18
Arpaio is dead, politically at least.
Dude you got my hopes up.
Well, let me squash them.

He could be appointed to fill McCain's seat. Gov. Ducey is fully a Trump guy and I don't see, from an evil shit perspective, any reason NOT to put ol' Joe in there...

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That is actually hopeful. The Arpaio pardon is one of the actually awful things Trump has done in office. As a US Senator, he'll have the opportunity to commit more felonies while under greater scrutiny and more pressure to nail him to the wall. Trump won't bail him out again once he sees which way the wind's blowing.
I no longer believe that there is anything Trump will not do.
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Post by Taktix® » 31 Aug 2018, 11:52

lunchstealer wrote:
Taktix[emoji768 wrote:[quote=Taktix post_id=425438 time=1535725728 user_id=100]
lunchstealer wrote:
Aresen wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:18
Arpaio is dead, politically at least.
Dude you got my hopes up.
Well, let me squash them.

He could be appointed to fill McCain's seat. Gov. Ducey is fully a Trump guy and I don't see, from an evil shit perspective, any reason NOT to put ol' Joe in there...

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Yeah, more a question of "Arpaio is dead... but not actually mouldering in the ground or bleaching bones in the desert," hopes up.
I don't just squash hopes, I seperate hopes from their children at the border.




Warren wrote: That is actually hopeful. The Arpaio pardon is one of the actually awful things Trump has done in office. As a US Senator, he'll have the opportunity to commit more felonies while under greater scrutiny and more pressure to nail him to the wall. Trump won't bail him out again once he sees which way the wind's blowing.
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Post by Andrew » 31 Aug 2018, 14:10

Ducey is up for reelection in Nov. Appointing Joe gets him nothing since Maricopa County (3.8 million vs 3.2 million in rest of state) has proven it's already very tired of Joe. And the rest of the state is more Blue leaning than Maricopa County (so even more anti-Joe). A younger Team Red guy who is generally popular in Arizona and can win again in 2 years gets him all the right Red voters to win again in Nov.
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Post by Warren » 31 Aug 2018, 15:29

Andrew wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 14:10
Ducey is up for reelection in Nov. Appointing Joe gets him nothing since Maricopa County (3.8 million vs 3.2 million in rest of state) has proven it's already very tired of Joe. And the rest of the state is more Blue leaning than Maricopa County (so even more anti-Joe). A younger Team Red guy who is generally popular in Arizona and can win again in 2 years gets him all the right Red voters to win again in Nov.
That sounds right.
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Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Post by lunchstealer » 31 Aug 2018, 16:43

Warren wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 15:29
Andrew wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 14:10
Ducey is up for reelection in Nov. Appointing Joe gets him nothing since Maricopa County (3.8 million vs 3.2 million in rest of state) has proven it's already very tired of Joe. And the rest of the state is more Blue leaning than Maricopa County (so even more anti-Joe). A younger Team Red guy who is generally popular in Arizona and can win again in 2 years gets him all the right Red voters to win again in Nov.
That sounds right.
If Joe A dies in his own bed, I'm going to be disgruntled.
in the communal shower would be fitting.
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