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Post by Aresen » 31 May 2019, 11:50

Rob wrote:Mr Trump’s grasp on economic theory is on the same level as my cat’s grasp of quantum physics.
Larry O wrote:Many cats avoid quantum physics. Scared off by the Schrodinger rumor I guess.
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Post by Ellie » 18 Jul 2019, 19:50

"Patriotism is not standing behind your President; it's standing behind your country. Ilhan's experience is exactly one of the ideals this country was founded on." -Megan Anderson

(A Facebook friend; I don't have the mental spoons right now to be posting about political shit and potentially getting into it with my in-laws, but I loved the way she worded this and wanted to share it somewhere.)
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Mo » 24 Jul 2019, 16:44

"There was a senator -- I think it was after the pancreatic cancer -- who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator -- whose name I've forgotten -- is now himself dead. And I am very much alive," Ginsburg said.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Pham Nuwen » 24 Jul 2019, 17:01

I have no surviving enemies. None.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Warren » 24 Jul 2019, 17:54

Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:01
I have no surviving enemies. None.
*whistles*
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Pham Nuwen » 24 Jul 2019, 17:56

I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
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Post by Warren » 24 Jul 2019, 18:02

Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:56
I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
I swapped goblets while your back was turned.
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Post by Aresen » 24 Jul 2019, 18:12

Warren wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:02
Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:56
I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
I swapped goblets while your back was turned.
The first person who says 'I put poison in both goblets' gets to attack me with a banana.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Jake » 24 Jul 2019, 18:20

Aresen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:12
Warren wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:02
Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:56
I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
I swapped goblets while your back was turned.
The first person who says 'I put poison in both goblets' gets to attack me with a banana.
What if he's got a pointed stick?
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 24 Jul 2019, 18:54

Why ... why a banana?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Aresen » 24 Jul 2019, 19:02

Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:54
Why ... why a banana?
If Trump supporters wanted a tough guy, why did they elect such a whiny bitch? - Mo

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Post by Aresen » 26 Jul 2019, 22:33

Talking about how cover-ups don't work:
Deadkennedyinspace wrote:There were only two people who knew what happened between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky. And one of them had their mouth full.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by JD » 14 Aug 2019, 14:21

Richard Overton, "A Remonstrance of Many Thousand Citizens", 1646:
Nor is there any reason that they should in any measure be less liable to any law than the gentry are. Why should any of them assault, strike, or beat any, and not be liable to the law as other men are? Why should not they be as liable to their debts as other men? There is no reason. Yet have ye stood still and seen many of us — and some of yourselves — violently abused without reparation.
Nothing ever changes, does it?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by lunchstealer » 20 Aug 2019, 01:11

Responding to a comment of the "Eric Garner shouldn't have resisted arrest and if I'd behaved that way I'd expect to be treated roughly" variety...
All I'm reading is "I'd let him choke me".
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Post by Ellie » 01 Sep 2019, 05:07

Protesters at the "Straight Pride" parade in Boston:
Bottoms or tops, we all hate cops
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Post by Mo » 01 Sep 2019, 17:50

At the press conference for said parade

“What do you say to taxpayers who want to know why you’re wasting this city’s resources because you three guys can’t get laid?”
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Hugh Akston » 04 Sep 2019, 13:50

Pema Chödrön wrote:Suffering begins to dissolve when we can question the belief or the hope that there’s anywhere to hide.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Ellie » 07 Sep 2019, 06:13

On a discussion about sex workers: "Clearly sex is labor. It's called a blowjob, not a blowgift."
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Post by Warren » 07 Sep 2019, 10:28

Ellie wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 06:13
On a discussion about sex workers: "Clearly sex is labor. It's called a blowjob, not a blowgift."
That's why you always have to pay for it. One way or another.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Aresen » 20 Sep 2019, 11:12

Marina Sirtis wrote:I've signed so many NDAs I feel like one of Trump's mistresses
Context:
A: Let’s get right down to it: what was the mini TNG reunion like?

Q: Oh my God, the vibe. Well, Jonathan (Frakes, who directed several episodes of Picard while also resurrecting his role as William Riker) is a force of nature. After 43 years he’s still my favourite director of all time and he has this great energy; working with him is fun, there’s no stress or anxiety. Patrick (Stewart) was obviously thrilled, he kept this silly grin on his face the whole time. On the last day Michael (Dorn) and LeVar (Burton) came to visit, and it got so loud. We laughed so much that when they left some of the crew came up to me and said “we could hear you from 200 yards away. Was that what it was like on the set (of TNG)?” I said, yeah, that’s exactly what it was like. We laughed all the time.

Q: Is there anything new that you can tell us about the show?

A: Well, the Rikers are a married couple now. Oh gosh, I don’t know if I can say much because of the NDAs (non-disclosure agreements)…

Q: You don’t want to anger the lawyers.

A: (laughs) I signed an NDA that was about four pages long. These days you need to sign an NDA sometimes before you go into audition. It’s amazing; I swear to God I’ve signed so many NDAs I feel like one of Trump’s mistresses.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Aresen » 05 Oct 2019, 11:10

He’s one of the 99% of lawyers that give the rest of them a bad name.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 05 Oct 2019, 13:02

Aresen wrote:
05 Oct 2019, 11:10
He’s one of the 99% of lawyers that give the rest of them a bad name.
That line is so old the original went, "He's one of the 99% of Pharisees who...."

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