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Post by Aresen » 31 May 2019, 11:50

Rob wrote:Mr Trump’s grasp on economic theory is on the same level as my cat’s grasp of quantum physics.
Larry O wrote:Many cats avoid quantum physics. Scared off by the Schrodinger rumor I guess.
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Post by Ellie » 18 Jul 2019, 19:50

"Patriotism is not standing behind your President; it's standing behind your country. Ilhan's experience is exactly one of the ideals this country was founded on." -Megan Anderson

(A Facebook friend; I don't have the mental spoons right now to be posting about political shit and potentially getting into it with my in-laws, but I loved the way she worded this and wanted to share it somewhere.)
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Post by Mo » 24 Jul 2019, 16:44

"There was a senator -- I think it was after the pancreatic cancer -- who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator -- whose name I've forgotten -- is now himself dead. And I am very much alive," Ginsburg said.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 24 Jul 2019, 17:01

I have no surviving enemies. None.
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Post by Warren » 24 Jul 2019, 17:54

Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:01
I have no surviving enemies. None.
*whistles*
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Pham Nuwen » 24 Jul 2019, 17:56

I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
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Post by Warren » 24 Jul 2019, 18:02

Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:56
I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
I swapped goblets while your back was turned.
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Post by Aresen » 24 Jul 2019, 18:12

Warren wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:02
Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:56
I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
I swapped goblets while your back was turned.
The first person who says 'I put poison in both goblets' gets to attack me with a banana.
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Post by Jake » 24 Jul 2019, 18:20

Aresen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:12
Warren wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:02
Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 17:56
I killed you years ago. The poison is slowly working it's way through your system.
I swapped goblets while your back was turned.
The first person who says 'I put poison in both goblets' gets to attack me with a banana.
What if he's got a pointed stick?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Pham Nuwen » 24 Jul 2019, 18:54

Why ... why a banana?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by Aresen » 24 Jul 2019, 19:02

Pham Nuwen wrote:
24 Jul 2019, 18:54
Why ... why a banana?
If Trump supporters wanted a tough guy, why did they elect such a whiny bitch? - Mo

Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one

Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex

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Post by Aresen » 26 Jul 2019, 22:33

Talking about how cover-ups don't work:
Deadkennedyinspace wrote:There were only two people who knew what happened between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky. And one of them had their mouth full.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by JD » 14 Aug 2019, 14:21

Richard Overton, "A Remonstrance of Many Thousand Citizens", 1646:
Nor is there any reason that they should in any measure be less liable to any law than the gentry are. Why should any of them assault, strike, or beat any, and not be liable to the law as other men are? Why should not they be as liable to their debts as other men? There is no reason. Yet have ye stood still and seen many of us — and some of yourselves — violently abused without reparation.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Post by lunchstealer » 20 Aug 2019, 01:11

Responding to a comment of the "Eric Garner shouldn't have resisted arrest and if I'd behaved that way I'd expect to be treated roughly" variety...
All I'm reading is "I'd let him choke me".
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