The Sheer WTFery of Epstein

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lunchstealer wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 22:42
D.A. Ridgely wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 20:06
Warren wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 19:55
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself is the new Rick Roll. So my question now is, Two years from now will anybody remember either of those things?
If I were Rick Astley, I'd definitely write and record a song named "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" ASAP.
I feel like Epstein is the new Harambe. Rickrolling certainly peaked in the earlier days of Youtube but it's still an undercurrent of lulzatopia. Epstein will have to survive a long time to match Rickroll for longevity. The proof is in the pudding, only time will tell, taxation is theft.
I say Epstein didn't kill himself is the new Rickrolling as my feeds are full of coded versions where you become invested in the thing for some other reason and it turns out to be EDKH. But I don't think it has the constitution to long endure, jet fuel can't melt steel you know.
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Can we go with "Epstein did kill himself, but he was acting under orders"?
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Bashar al-Assad: EDKH
"American billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was killed several weeks ago, they said he had committed suicide in jail. However, he was killed because he knew a lot of vital secrets connected with very important people in the British and American regimes, and possibly in other countries as well," Assad told the outlet, as translated by the state-run Tass Russian News Agency.

"And now the main founder of the White Helmets has been killed, he was an officer and he had worked his whole life with NATO in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Iraq and Lebanon," he added. "Both of us know that they [representatives of the White Helmets] are naturally part of Al-Qaeda. I believe that these people, as well as the previously liquidated [Osama] bin Laden and [ISIS leader Abu Bakr] al-Baghdadi had been killed chiefly because they knew major secrets. They turned into a burden once they had played out their roles. A dire need to do away with them surfaced after they had fulfilled their roles."
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Christmas lights are like Jeffrey Epstein, they don't hang themselves
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Video of Epstein's first suicide attempt is gone
The Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, where Epstein was being held after his arrest on charges of allegedly trafficking dozens of underage girls, “inadvertently preserved” video feed from the wrong area of the jail, prosecutors wrote in a court filing in U.S. District Court in Manhattan.

“As a result, video from outside the defendant’s cell” on July 22 and 23, which covered the time Epstein made his first alleged attempt to kill himself inside the federal lockup, “no longer exists.”
But in their court filing Thursday, prosecutors said that after reviewing the video, they realized that while the footage was from the correct date and time, it “captured a different tier than the one where” Epstein’s cell was located.

The video that was preserved showed another cell, which the MCC computer system had incorrectly listed as being occupied by Tartaglione.
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