Dancing With the Dems

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by thoreau » 04 Sep 2019, 10:15

Here in the California desert my horse has no name.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Tuco » 05 Sep 2019, 07:35

JasonL wrote:
04 Sep 2019, 09:33
My horse is Joe. Not Biden, just Joe.
How is ol' Joe getting along?

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by JasonL » 05 Sep 2019, 09:57

He's not obviously in pain, but we do not have a solution to his agitated kicking. The wife is very much not wanting to change barn of residence due to the network of people she has at our current place (not the management or staff, mind, everyone else), but he still can't be left inside a stall overnight.

Mom in law is infecting the whole conversation with "don't you care about Joe, why won't you try homeopathy and here's this doctor who is The Only One Who Knows how to treat this with CBD" and stuff like that. It's essentially a jewish mother looking for an opportunity to convert her wayward daughter from the true faith. That makes me mad because we don't need more guilt and woo in the situation.

I think he just needs to live outside with other horses who are outside year round. How to get there is still an open question.

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Shem » 05 Sep 2019, 12:04

Biden turns in eye-popping performance at town hall.

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Tuco » 06 Sep 2019, 08:45

JasonL wrote:
05 Sep 2019, 09:57
He's not obviously in pain, but we do not have a solution to his agitated kicking. The wife is very much not wanting to change barn of residence due to the network of people she has at our current place (not the management or staff, mind, everyone else), but he still can't be left inside a stall overnight.

Mom in law is infecting the whole conversation with "don't you care about Joe, why won't you try homeopathy and here's this doctor who is The Only One Who Knows how to treat this with CBD" and stuff like that. It's essentially a jewish mother looking for an opportunity to convert her wayward daughter from the true faith. That makes me mad because we don't need more guilt and woo in the situation.

I think he just needs to live outside with other horses who are outside year round. How to get there is still an open question.
Well, hang in there, Joe. For whatever it's worth, I agree about turning him out. In my experience, most vices go away if you just let a horse go be a horse. So you can tell your mother in law that some cowboy on the internet agrees with you, which will probably work.

I think there are more cons working the animal health circuit than the human one.

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Warren » 06 Sep 2019, 10:04

Tuco wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 08:45
So you can tell your mother in law that some cowboy on the internet agrees with you, which will probably work.
Only don't say cowboy, call him a horse whisperer.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by dhex » 06 Sep 2019, 11:44

Oh good Christ we have no idea how horses metabolize cannabinoids or what it does to them. We barely understand cbd in humans.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Pham Nuwen » 06 Sep 2019, 14:34

Tuco wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 08:45
So you can tell your mother in law that some cowboy on the internet agrees with you, which will probably work.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Dangerman » 06 Sep 2019, 19:44

Don't get animals high, you idiots.

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Warren » 06 Sep 2019, 21:00

Dangerman wrote:
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Don't get animals high, you idiots.
I use to get high with one of my ex's cats.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Hugh Akston » 07 Sep 2019, 03:51

Warren wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 21:00
Dangerman wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 19:44
Don't get animals high, you idiots.
I use to get high with one of my ex's cats.
Warren you have to learn that Cheesing just isn't worth it. Sure, you get to fight in the Breastiary, and swim in the fountains of Barnoff with the fairies of Ittytitty Mountain, and then you fight the Boob Goblin in the Gazongas Cave, and then the girl may thank you for it, but she isn't real. And you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyway.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Tuco » 07 Sep 2019, 07:57

Pham Nuwen wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 14:34
Tuco wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 08:45
So you can tell your mother in law that some cowboy on the internet agrees with you, which will probably work.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Warren » 07 Sep 2019, 09:23

Hugh Akston wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 03:51
Warren wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 21:00
Dangerman wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 19:44
Don't get animals high, you idiots.
I use to get high with one of my ex's cats.
Warren you have to learn that Cheesing just isn't worth it. Sure, you get to fight in the Breastiary, and swim in the fountains of Barnoff with the fairies of Ittytitty Mountain, and then you fight the Boob Goblin in the Gazongas Cave, and then the girl may thank you for it, but she isn't real. And you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyway.
Cats aren't the problem Hugh.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by JD » 07 Sep 2019, 10:22

Tuco wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 07:57
Pham Nuwen wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 14:34
Tuco wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 08:45
So you can tell your mother in law that some cowboy on the internet agrees with you, which will probably work.
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I didn't know you were left-handed, Tuco.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Warren » 07 Sep 2019, 10:27

JD wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 10:22
I didn't know you were left-handed, Tuco.
Tuco is ambidextrous. He can handle his gun with both hands. And often does.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Andrew » 07 Sep 2019, 10:47

Hugh Akston wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 03:51
Warren wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 21:00
Dangerman wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 19:44
Don't get animals high, you idiots.
I use to get high with one of my ex's cats.
Warren you have to learn that Cheesing just isn't worth it. Sure, you get to fight in the Breastiary, and swim in the fountains of Barnoff with the fairies of Ittytitty Mountain, and then you fight the Boob Goblin in the Gazongas Cave, and then the girl may thank you for it, but she isn't real. And you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyway.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Tuco » 08 Sep 2019, 08:51

Warren wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 10:27
JD wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 10:22
I didn't know you were left-handed, Tuco.
Tuco is ambidextrous. He can handle his gun with both hands. And often does.
Yee haw.

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by JasonL » 08 Sep 2019, 09:11

More of a young man than I’d have guessed.

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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Warren » 08 Sep 2019, 09:43

JasonL wrote:
08 Sep 2019, 09:11
More of a young man than I’d have guessed.
Clean livin keeps him spry.
You don't meat many vegan cowboys.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Pham Nuwen » 08 Sep 2019, 11:23

Was that intentional Warren? Because that was genius.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Warren » 08 Sep 2019, 12:28

Pham Nuwen wrote:
08 Sep 2019, 11:23
Was that intentional Warren? Because that was genius.
Unfortunately no :(
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by JD » 09 Sep 2019, 10:09

I see that Beto has gone full-on gun grabber.
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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Tuco » 10 Sep 2019, 07:47

Warren wrote:
08 Sep 2019, 09:43
JasonL wrote:
08 Sep 2019, 09:11
More of a young man than I’d have guessed.
Clean livin keeps him spry.
You don't meat many vegan cowboys.
Look what you made me do.


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Re: Dancing With the Dems

Post by Taktix® » 12 Sep 2019, 22:21

OMG Biden has a proposal to partition Afghanistan...
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