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WHIMP ACT

Post by Warren » 12 Oct 2018, 14:10

Madam Moderator, I rise in order to speak in support of the White High-Income Mothers Purge Act, sponsored by Member JasonL.


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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by thoreau » 12 Oct 2018, 14:17

I rise to second my esteemed colleague's support, and offer a friendly amendment, by which the spelling of their children's names would be standardized. No teacher should have to manage a class roster that includes a Brandon, Branndon, and Brandonn, nor a Codie, Cody, and Codi.
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Pham Nuwen » 12 Oct 2018, 15:12

Cthulhu! He cometh ...
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Aresen » 12 Oct 2018, 15:20

Can't we just throw them overboard?
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Ellie » 12 Oct 2018, 15:58

thoreau wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 14:17
I rise to second my esteemed colleague's support, and offer a friendly amendment, by which the spelling of their children's names would be standardized. No teacher should have to manage a class roster that includes a Brandon, Branndon, and Brandonn, nor a Codie, Cody, and Codi.
And nothing that rhymes with -aden.
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Eric the .5b » 12 Oct 2018, 18:59

thoreau wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 14:17
I rise to second my esteemed colleague's support, and offer a friendly amendment, by which the spelling of their children's names would be standardized. No teacher should have to manage a class roster that includes a Brandon, Branndon, and Brandonn, nor a Codie, Cody, and Codi.
Veto. I've encountered at least six spellings of "Eric", and Congress would undoubtedly standardize on one of the stupid ones.

(Also, my cousins seem perfectly happy as Brendon and Kacey.)
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by thoreau » 12 Oct 2018, 19:26

I am calling a vote to override Aerick's veto.
"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Eric the .5b » 12 Oct 2018, 19:32

thoreau wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 19:26
I am calling a vote to override Aerick's veto.
Aeryk, Erec, and Eriq vote against.
"Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Aresen » 12 Oct 2018, 20:52

Eric the .5b wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 19:32
thoreau wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 19:26
I am calling a vote to override Aerick's veto.
Aeryk, Erec, and Eriq vote against.
I support Thoro's motion.

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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Eric the .5b » 12 Oct 2018, 21:24

Aresen wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 20:52
Eric the .5b wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 19:32
thoreau wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 19:26
I am calling a vote to override Aerick's veto.
Aeryk, Erec, and Eriq vote against.
I support Thoro's motion.
Erick nods and sends it to The Thorrow Committee Where Motions Linger and Die.
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Ellie » 15 Oct 2018, 23:08

I just came across a blogger whose kids are named Kanyon, Keyne, Koy, Tyce, and Tasyn. *shudders*
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by thoreau » 15 Oct 2018, 23:11

Ellie wrote:
15 Oct 2018, 23:08
I just came across a blogger whose kids are named Kanyon, Keyne, Koy, Tyce, and Tasyn. *shudders*
Please tell me they are adopted, not biological relatives. I would hate to think that such a person has passed on DNA.
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Aresen » 16 Oct 2018, 00:27

Ellie wrote:
15 Oct 2018, 23:08
I just came across a blogger whose kids are named Kanyon, Keyne, Koy, Tyce, and Tasyn. *shudders*
I am surprised that Taliesin isn't in there. (Fake Gaelic names are even worse than cute spellings.)
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Re: WHIMP ACT

Post by Eric the .5b » 16 Oct 2018, 05:55

I still think "Apple" is a fine given name.
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