Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Pham Nuwen » 31 Mar 2019, 22:09

Warren wrote:
31 Mar 2019, 21:10
I held a fidget spinner for the first time today.
WTF?
How did this ever become a thing? Guess I was spoiled off radiometers, gyroscopes, and the like from museum and planetarium gift shops growing up.
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Post by Eric the .5b » 01 Apr 2019, 01:51

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Post by thoreau » 01 Apr 2019, 12:29

Remember to spay or neuter your pet rock, and make sure that it gets vaccinated.
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Post by Jasper » 01 Apr 2019, 13:10

JasonL wrote:
28 Mar 2019, 20:23
Alex Jones has fans. Anyone can have fans.
And once you become a cyborg, you'll probably need fans to keep parts cool.

/sneaks out of thread
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Post by lunchstealer » 02 Apr 2019, 03:19

mrs lunch's new chihuahua puppy has a pet rock.

no shit that thing found a pebble in the back yard and that's its favorite toy. A fucking pebble you guys.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Warren » 02 Apr 2019, 09:23

lunchstealer wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 03:19
mrs lunch's new chihuahua puppy has a pet rock.

no shit that thing found a pebble in the back yard and that's its favorite toy. A fucking pebble you guys.
This confirms my contempt WRT small dogs.
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Post by Jadagul » 02 Apr 2019, 14:30

lunchstealer wrote:
02 Apr 2019, 03:19
mrs lunch's new chihuahua puppy has a pet rock.

no shit that thing found a pebble in the back yard and that's its favorite toy. A fucking pebble you guys.
Could be worse.

Instead of a pet rock, could have found a chihuahua.

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Post by Hugh Akston » 07 Apr 2019, 14:14

I wonder if I could get an NSF grant to photograph leftover donut boxes from churches, workplaces etc. I'm pretty confident of my hypothesis that the leftovers will be comprised principally if not entirely of old fashioned donuts, anything with a maple glaze, and half donuts left by people who couldn't commit to eating a whole one.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Andrew » 07 Apr 2019, 15:37

Hugh Akston wrote:
07 Apr 2019, 14:14
I wonder if I could get an NSF grant to photograph leftover donut boxes from churches, workplaces etc. I'm pretty confident of my hypothesis that the leftovers will be comprised principally if not entirely of old fashioned donuts, anything with a maple glaze, and half donuts left by people who couldn't commit to eating a whole one.
I think an NEA grant for a series of photos might have a better shot.
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Post by Kolohe » 11 Apr 2019, 20:55

Airport just paged a 'Customer Earhart'
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 11 Apr 2019, 20:59

Kolohe wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 20:55
Airport just paged a 'Customer Earhart'
At least she's not the pilot.

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Number 6 » 11 Apr 2019, 21:31

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 20:59
Kolohe wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 20:55
Airport just paged a 'Customer Earhart'
At least she's not the pilot.
For some reason, Pilot Earhart quit answering pages.
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