Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by lunchstealer » 06 Nov 2019, 18:28

90% of the time I go out through fly. I hate buttoned boxers, as that's way more work than I'm into. Pretty sure when I wore straight boxers that I left it unbuttoned 24/7.

But if I need careful aim because a specific toilet is prone to splashback, I go full unbutton/unzip/over-the-top with nothing touching the equipment, because constriction leads to turbulence, and you need laminar flow for accurate aim.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Aresen » 06 Nov 2019, 23:03

lunchstealer wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 18:28
90% of the time I go out through fly. I hate buttoned boxers, as that's way more work than I'm into. Pretty sure when I wore straight boxers that I left it unbuttoned 24/7.

But if I need careful aim because a specific toilet is prone to splashback, I go full unbutton/unzip/over-the-top with nothing touching the equipment, because constriction leads to turbulence, and you need laminar flow for accurate aim.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by thoreau » 06 Nov 2019, 23:15

Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office job should not have trouble taking a piss.

I mean, I work in a building full of idiot dudes, and while I've never paid close attention to what they do in the bathroom, I've also never heard anyone be all "I, like, can't, like, figure out how to, you know, like, remove the dick and aim at the thing."
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by dhex » 06 Nov 2019, 23:52

lunchstealer wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 18:28
90% of the time I go out through fly. I hate buttoned boxers, as that's way more work than I'm into. Pretty sure when I wore straight boxers that I left it unbuttoned 24/7.

But if I need careful aim because a specific toilet is prone to splashback, I go full unbutton/unzip/over-the-top with nothing touching the equipment, because constriction leads to turbulence, and you need laminar flow for accurate aim.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by lunchstealer » 07 Nov 2019, 02:56

Aresen wrote:
lunchstealer wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 18:28
90% of the time I go out through fly. I hate buttoned boxers, as that's way more work than I'm into. Pretty sure when I wore straight boxers that I left it unbuttoned 24/7.

But if I need careful aim because a specific toilet is prone to splashback, I go full unbutton/unzip/over-the-top with nothing touching the equipment, because constriction leads to turbulence, and you need laminar flow for accurate aim.
Jebus H. Cracker. Engineers can't even take a piss without determining a differential.
Dude. What’d I ever do to you for you to call me an engineer? That’s just uncalled for.


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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Tuco » 07 Nov 2019, 06:15

thoreau wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 23:15
Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office job should not have trouble taking a piss.

I mean, I work in a building full of idiot dudes, and while I've never paid close attention to what they do in the bathroom, I've also never heard anyone be all "I, like, can't, like, figure out how to, you know, like, remove the dick and aim at the thing."
Yeah, me too. I've even in a cast right now, on my right arm, and I can't do a goddamn thing, but I can take a whiz.

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Warren » 07 Nov 2019, 13:17

Tuco wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 06:15
thoreau wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 23:15
Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office job should not have trouble taking a piss.

I mean, I work in a building full of idiot dudes, and while I've never paid close attention to what they do in the bathroom, I've also never heard anyone be all "I, like, can't, like, figure out how to, you know, like, remove the dick and aim at the thing."
Yeah, me too. I've even in a cast right now, on my right arm, and I can't do a goddamn thing, but I can take a whiz.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Number 6 » 07 Nov 2019, 14:18

Warren wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 13:17
Tuco wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 06:15
thoreau wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 23:15
Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office job should not have trouble taking a piss.

I mean, I work in a building full of idiot dudes, and while I've never paid close attention to what they do in the bathroom, I've also never heard anyone be all "I, like, can't, like, figure out how to, you know, like, remove the dick and aim at the thing."
Yeah, me too. I've even in a cast right now, on my right arm, and I can't do a goddamn thing, but I can take a whiz.
Do you feel like you're cheating if you try fapping with your left?
Use both. That way, it's just being polyamorous .
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Post by Jennifer » 07 Nov 2019, 15:07

And you guys accuse me of overthinking things sometimes ....
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Ellie » 07 Nov 2019, 17:07

Warren wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 13:17
Tuco wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 06:15
thoreau wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 23:15
Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office job should not have trouble taking a piss.

I mean, I work in a building full of idiot dudes, and while I've never paid close attention to what they do in the bathroom, I've also never heard anyone be all "I, like, can't, like, figure out how to, you know, like, remove the dick and aim at the thing."
Yeah, me too. I've even in a cast right now, on my right arm, and I can't do a goddamn thing, but I can take a whiz.
Do you feel like you're cheating if you try fapping with your left?
But if you've never tried fapping with your left, aren't you doing it with a virgin?
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 07 Nov 2019, 17:20

Ellie wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 17:07
Warren wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 13:17
Tuco wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 06:15
thoreau wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 23:15
Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office job should not have trouble taking a piss.

I mean, I work in a building full of idiot dudes, and while I've never paid close attention to what they do in the bathroom, I've also never heard anyone be all "I, like, can't, like, figure out how to, you know, like, remove the dick and aim at the thing."
Yeah, me too. I've even in a cast right now, on my right arm, and I can't do a goddamn thing, but I can take a whiz.
Do you feel like you're cheating if you try fapping with your left?
But if you've never tried fapping with your left, aren't you doing it with a virgin?
If you can't fap with the one on your right, fap the one that's left.

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Solitudinarian » 07 Nov 2019, 18:37

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 17:20
Ellie wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 17:07
Warren wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 13:17
Tuco wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 06:15
thoreau wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 23:15
Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office job should not have trouble taking a piss.

I mean, I work in a building full of idiot dudes, and while I've never paid close attention to what they do in the bathroom, I've also never heard anyone be all "I, like, can't, like, figure out how to, you know, like, remove the dick and aim at the thing."
Yeah, me too. I've even in a cast right now, on my right arm, and I can't do a goddamn thing, but I can take a whiz.
Do you feel like you're cheating if you try fapping with your left?
But if you've never tried fapping with your left, aren't you doing it with a virgin?
If you can't fap with the one on your right, fap the one that's left.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Tuco » 08 Nov 2019, 06:55

If that goddamn song gets stuck in my head, you two, I'm gonna be pissed.

Doo doo doo doo doot, doot doot doo doo doo doot.

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Andrew » 08 Nov 2019, 11:43

Tuco wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 06:55
If that goddamn song gets stuck in my head, you two, I'm gonna be pissed.

Doo doo doo doo doot, doot doot doo doo doo doot.
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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Tuco » 09 Nov 2019, 07:34

Ay, chingaos.

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Dangerman » 09 Nov 2019, 11:08

I pee outside on the regular and having to go through a lot of outerwear means a fly is nice because it's less stuff to hold out of the way. I don't want to unbuckle a belt, hold a coat out of the way, then hold elastic down, it's a pain. And a fly lets me avoid unbuckling and just, uh, snake through, to use the parlance of this thread.

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by Jasper » 11 Nov 2019, 13:33

I'm a double fly guy, if the ladies are keeping score.

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Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Post by thoreau » 11 Nov 2019, 13:53

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly.

(For a white guy.)
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