No touching! - sexual impropriety thread

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Post by JasonL » 07 Dec 2017, 14:19

It is pretty great. Had to look up bobcat reference tho

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Post by Dangerman » 07 Dec 2017, 14:49

Could Team Bobcat content with Team Falcon for the hearts of gryllers everywhere? /Announcer Voice

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Post by JasonL » 07 Dec 2017, 16:08

Team Falcon 4 Ever

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Post by Mo » 07 Dec 2017, 16:14

JasonL wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 16:08
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Post by thoreau » 07 Dec 2017, 16:17

JasonL wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 16:08
Team Falcon 4 Ever
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Post by Eric the .5b » 07 Dec 2017, 17:43

Well, huh. Thank goodness I didn't swear to eat my hat if he caved; it's gotten cold this week.
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Post by the innominate one » 07 Dec 2017, 17:49

Trent Franks is rumored to be resigning. No word on why yet.
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Post by JD » 07 Dec 2017, 17:55

JasonL wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 14:19
It is pretty great. Had to look up bobcat reference tho
I didn't even know there was a reference...
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Post by Painboy » 07 Dec 2017, 18:01

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/ar ... oo/547691/
Then I saw Al Franken. I only bug celebrities for pictures when it’ll make my foster mom happy. She loves Franken, so I asked to get a picture with him. We posed for the shot. He immediately put his hand on my waist, grabbing a handful of flesh. I froze. Then he squeezed. At least twice.
Is this sexual assault? He gave her a squeeze or two on the hip.

I'm not a touchy feely person at all. If I'm feeling gregarious I might give you a hand shake. I won't even hug someone unless I've know them for years so this isn't something I worry about, but that seems like a massive overreaction to me. I also certainly wouldn't feel weird, whether it was a guy or a girl either. Am I off base here?

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Post by thoreau » 07 Dec 2017, 18:07

If Moore gets elected in spite of Franken and Conyers stepping down, I think some of my lefty friends will go completely over the edge. We're talking full-on hospitalization.

The hardest thing for me will be figuring out which lefty friends I have to say "What they did to Franken was TEH WORST THING EVER!!11!" to and which ones I have to say "OMG EVEN FRANKEN WAS PART OF THE RAPE CULTURE!!!" to.
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Post by Mo » 07 Dec 2017, 18:20

the innominate one wrote:Trent Franks is rumored to be resigning. No word on why yet.
Sexual impropriety rumors going back to 2012
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Post by the innominate one » 07 Dec 2017, 18:41

Okay. Seems excessive for a lapse in judgement.

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Post by the innominate one » 07 Dec 2017, 18:44

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Post by Fin Fang Foom » 07 Dec 2017, 18:54

Trent Franks proves that Republicans' creepiness will always be weirder than that of Democrats.
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Post by the innominate one » 07 Dec 2017, 19:00

I'm curious how they managed a pro-life friendly surrogacy. I still think a resignation is excessive, based on what we know at the moment. Although I'm happy to see Trent Franks leave.
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Post by Jennifer » 07 Dec 2017, 19:15

Apparently Franks is also being investigated for retaliation.

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Post by dbcooper » 07 Dec 2017, 21:06

the innominate one wrote:
07 Dec 2017, 18:41
Okay. Seems excessive for a lapse in judgement.

You know he mentioned something about "the old-fashioned way".
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Post by the innominate one » 07 Dec 2017, 21:12

No, I didn't know. Specifics?
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Post by dbcooper » 07 Dec 2017, 21:13

Re-read my comment in the voice you use when you're joking about something.
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Post by the innominate one » 07 Dec 2017, 21:16

Ah. Good one.
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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: No touching! - sexual impropriety thread

Post by Andrew » 07 Dec 2017, 21:51

It's all coming up Milhouse for President Bobcat.
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Post by the innominate one » 07 Dec 2017, 22:01

He allegedly forced his cock into the mouth of a 17 year old boy. Classy.
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Post by Mo » 07 Dec 2017, 22:02

Maybe he asked for parental permission first.
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