Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

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Post by Jake » 14 Nov 2015, 13:32

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Post by the innominate one » 19 Nov 2015, 14:13

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Post by Jake » 03 Dec 2015, 17:52

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(I might come back to this one some day. Something about it really speaks to my soul.) ;)
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Post by Dangerman » 23 Dec 2015, 17:12

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Post by thoreau » 04 Jan 2016, 16:12

Starbucks cup people and Yale Halloween costume people are the two lips of the same giant pussy.
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Post by lunchstealer » 08 Jan 2016, 15:34

It's the grammatical equivalent of a Caesar salad topped with marinara sauce and a handful of dry Froot Loops.
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Post by Ellie » 01 Feb 2016, 21:33

"...opinions are like homeopathy, and the [fewer] of them you hear, the more potently they'll work..." -Ellie

When did I say this? Or was it another Ellie and I'm being horribly egotistical because I just assume it's me?
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Post by Hugh Akston » 01 Feb 2016, 21:40

Ellie wrote:"...opinions are like homeopathy, and the [fewer] of them you hear, the more potently they'll work..." -Ellie

When did I say this? Or was it another Ellie and I'm being horribly egotistical because I just assume it's me?
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Post by Ellie » 02 Feb 2016, 00:39

Hahaha, wow, I have a terrible memory.
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Post by Dangerman » 20 Feb 2016, 15:54

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Post by the innominate one » 20 Feb 2016, 16:06

*doffs Steely Dan ballcap*

But this:
Dangerman wrote:"I want people to be sentenced to the world they say they want." - JasonL
Is a great line I'm tempted to steal.
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Post by Jake » 20 Feb 2016, 17:32

the innominate one wrote:*doffs Steely Dan ballcap*

But this:
Dangerman wrote:"I want people to be sentenced to the world they say they want." - JasonL
Is a great line I'm tempted to steal.
Ain't no rule saying you can't!
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Post by Dangerman » 20 Feb 2016, 18:28

the innominate one wrote:*doffs Steely Dan ballcap*

But this:
Dangerman wrote:"I want people to be sentenced to the world they say they want." - JasonL
Is a great line I'm tempted to steal.

Please do, I only took it down because there's a 255 char limit in sig lines. That line deserves more airtime.

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Post by the innominate one » 20 Feb 2016, 18:54

Yeah, I just had to decide whether to give up a slam on homeopathy or a dhex quote. Sorry, Ellie.

"...opinions are like homeopathy, and the [fewer] of them you hear, the more potently they'll work..." -Ellie
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Post by Dangerman » 21 Feb 2016, 01:48

It's really perfect because it also encapsulates much of what I love about JasonL.

Some Homo (Economicus).

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Post by lunchstealer » 25 Feb 2016, 11:15

How in hell can anybody be that fucking dumb and not be in congress?
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Don't like to get rid of that one, but all good things...
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Post by Aresen » 24 May 2016, 12:43

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Post by Sandy » 07 Jun 2016, 16:56

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Post by thoreau » 23 Jun 2016, 14:32

Here you've got a guy with iconic roles in the likes of The Seventh Seal, The Exorcist, and Strange Brew, and you kill him off five minutes into a three-film franchise?
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Post by Taktix® » 23 Jun 2016, 15:17

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Post by the innominate one » 28 Jun 2016, 15:56

"I want people to be sentenced to the world they say they want." - JasonL
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

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Post by Hugh Akston » 11 Jul 2016, 17:47

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Post by Kwix » 27 Jul 2016, 13:58

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Post by lunchstealer » 12 Aug 2016, 16:05

Maybe I need to get into the porn star arbitrage racket.
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Post by Jake » 10 Nov 2016, 20:51

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