Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

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since Timothy's done with it, I'm taking it and retiring Shem's line (which is still awesome). I just want someone to give me the job(s) I deserve, that's all. I'm asking nicely.

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Heart...broken!
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You guys sure like what dhex has to say about his dick.
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who doesn't?
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This guy, right here.
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I'm hoping we hear more about the suspenders and pink shirts. The dhick is eh.

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tl;dr - don't tell me I couldn't make frothy jokes about a black Santorum.
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<3!
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I think this is only the 3rd time I've said something deemed siggable. Not that I'm counting or anything.
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Ellie wrote:Ellie: Fuck you goose!
Stevo: And your whore goose mother

*snif* My first real sig. We had good times.
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Expecting an HP to work right is the kind of hope for change that inspired a million Obama voters.
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"You say metaphysics, I say epistemology, let's call the whole thing off." -Hugh Akston
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Imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever, saying "I KNOW YOU FEEL UPSET RE STAMPING, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM STRUCTURAL OPPRESSION"
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I'm afraid of the arms race that will come if someone successfully weaponizes kitten gifs. Think of tumblr, reduced to a vast wasteland of weaponized kitten gifs...
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Neighborhood was fine till all these crazy white people came around. Just the other day some guy in a polo tried to get my son to falsify Sarbanes Oxley documents. My son! -JasonL
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This story is precisely the banality of evil. Everyone along the chain of events did their jobs and filed their forms and this guy died for stealing $5 worth of junk food.
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Of course this shouldn't be surprising coming from a guy who made games that tried to have a mechanic or stat table for every possible situation in life, real and imagined.
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FEAR THE LIBERTARIAN WOODCHIPPER OF DOOM!
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