Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

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Post by thoreau » 10 Nov 2016, 20:58

We can send a man to the moon, but we can't make a calorie-free, equally tasty donut.

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Post by thoreau » 29 Nov 2016, 02:05

Orange is the New President
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Post by Ellie » 13 Jan 2017, 13:18

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck." -tio

*plays Taps for a great sig line that did its duty long and well*
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Post by Mo » 13 Jan 2017, 13:21

Wow, it's an honor. Those are some big sig line shoes to fill.
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Post by thoreau » 04 Feb 2017, 14:37

Chris Christie won't get a callback for the curator position at the Trump Library, but he'll jump at the part-time night security post they offer him.
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Post by Kwix » 13 Feb 2017, 02:59

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Post by Kwix » 13 Feb 2017, 03:02

Because there is a programmatically correct feels limit of 255 chars for a sig: :( :( :( :( :(
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Post by Aresen » 16 Feb 2017, 16:05

Even though the election is over, it is still a good one:
All I see is a malformed penis about to fuck us all. - Painboy
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Post by Jake » 22 Feb 2017, 11:43

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Post by Ellie » 28 Feb 2017, 11:37

"Hmm, that sounded grosser than expected." -Mo
"It's like a tsunami of cringe." -Sandy

Two great ones!
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Post by JasonL » 28 Feb 2017, 13:28

Haiyaaa! Karate.

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Post by thoreau » 04 Apr 2017, 17:33

"They're gestating my next wife as we speak. Yes, I order Russian axolotl tank brides. That's because I'm smart."
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Post by Sandy » 06 Apr 2017, 11:10

A virus called freedom, motherfucker. - tio
Government is just another word for the hospital we choose to bomb together. - nicole

Great ones. I will be stealing Nicole's repeatedly.
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Post by thoreau » 08 Apr 2017, 12:01

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Post by Andrew » 06 May 2017, 07:42

Gushing adoration of anything is unseemly. Approval may be indicated by a barely perceptible incline of ones head. Disapproval is indicated by the lack thereof. - Hugh
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Post by Aresen » 15 Jun 2017, 00:56

Hate to retire this one, but it's had a long run.
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Post by thoreau » 19 Jul 2017, 12:19

"The Syrian airstrike = Operation Theranos. An expensive pinprick, hyped by clueless & derided by experts, whose failure means more blood."
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Post by Ellie » 19 Jul 2017, 12:21

*jumps up and down* I feel so honored! Really!
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Post by thoreau » 01 Aug 2017, 19:18

Ellie, as much as I love you, the new one was too awesome to pass up.

RIP:
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Post by thoreau » 07 Aug 2017, 18:04

"What investor would invest $150m into @theranos?!"

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Post by Ellie » 23 Aug 2017, 12:41

"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Post by dhex » 23 Aug 2017, 18:05

Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night

I am trying to figure out what sex act this is and am drawing a blank.
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Post by Highway » 23 Aug 2017, 19:02

Ellie wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 12:41
"It fills me with a sense of dread and nope." -JasonL
*snif* That was a good one, but a bet's a bet, and I lost. Damn you, Trump!

I calculated and 50 weeks of sig space means I get to change this again on August 8, 2018 (that most fabulous of holidays, Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night).
Ever since you posted that on facebook, I keep wondering if I'm the only person who gets Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night.
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Re: Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

Post by Jadagul » 23 Aug 2017, 19:08

I'm assuming this is a reference to what happens when you try to grow zucchini (and inevitably succeed)?

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Post by Highway » 23 Aug 2017, 19:14

Jadagul wrote:
23 Aug 2017, 19:08
I'm assuming this is a reference to what happens when you try to grow zucchini (and inevitably succeed)?
You succeed... until the zucchini borers mercifully end the season for you.
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