Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

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Re: Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

Post by the innominate one » 17 Mar 2015, 17:49

since Timothy's done with it, I'm taking it and retiring Shem's line (which is still awesome). I just want someone to give me the job(s) I deserve, that's all. I'm asking nicely.

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Post by Shem » 17 Mar 2015, 20:33

Heart...broken!
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Post by Hugh Akston » 17 Mar 2015, 21:42

You guys sure like what dhex has to say about his dick.
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Post by dhex » 17 Mar 2015, 22:10

who doesn't?
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Post by Warren » 17 Mar 2015, 23:29

This guy, right here.
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Post by Dangerman » 20 Mar 2015, 02:20

I'm hoping we hear more about the suspenders and pink shirts. The dhick is eh.
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Post by thoreau » 15 Apr 2015, 17:21

tl;dr - don't tell me I couldn't make frothy jokes about a black Santorum.
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Post by Taktix® » 17 Apr 2015, 10:18

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Post by Ellie » 15 Jun 2015, 09:48

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Post by nicole » 15 Jun 2015, 09:54

<3!
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Post by the innominate one » 15 Jun 2015, 10:34

I think this is only the 3rd time I've said something deemed siggable. Not that I'm counting or anything.
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Post by lunchstealer » 16 Jun 2015, 14:57

Ellie wrote:Ellie: Fuck you goose!
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Post by lunchstealer » 22 Jun 2015, 15:28

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Post by nicole » 23 Jun 2015, 19:59

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Post by thoreau » 23 Jun 2015, 20:23

Expecting an HP to work right is the kind of hope for change that inspired a million Obama voters.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 02 Jul 2015, 12:11

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Post by Andrew » 20 Jul 2015, 12:44

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Re: Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

Post by Sandy » 22 Jul 2015, 15:23

Imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever, saying "I KNOW YOU FEEL UPSET RE STAMPING, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM STRUCTURAL OPPRESSION"
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Post by Kwix » 28 Aug 2015, 16:23

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Post by thoreau » 30 Aug 2015, 14:13

I'm afraid of the arms race that will come if someone successfully weaponizes kitten gifs. Think of tumblr, reduced to a vast wasteland of weaponized kitten gifs...
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Post by Sandy » 15 Sep 2015, 14:45

Neighborhood was fine till all these crazy white people came around. Just the other day some guy in a polo tried to get my son to falsify Sarbanes Oxley documents. My son! -JasonL
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Post by thoreau » 03 Nov 2015, 16:32

This story is precisely the banality of evil. Everyone along the chain of events did their jobs and filed their forms and this guy died for stealing $5 worth of junk food.
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Re: Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

Post by thoreau » 10 Nov 2015, 15:48

Of course this shouldn't be surprising coming from a guy who made games that tried to have a mechanic or stat table for every possible situation in life, real and imagined.
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Re: Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

Post by lunchstealer » 10 Nov 2015, 18:59

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