Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

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Post by nicole » 01 Jul 2014, 18:10

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Post by Hugh Akston » 14 Jul 2014, 15:51

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Post by Shem » 15 Jul 2014, 00:48

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Post by Kolohe » 01 Aug 2014, 12:17

who’s left to judge them, outside of some dickhead in the new yorker who can’t even enjoy orgasm unless it’s locally grown and ethically sourced. -dhex

(Thinking it over, orgasms *should* be locally grown and ethically sourced - otherwise you're into some sort of DONDEROOOOOO-esque API diaspora thing.)

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Post by thoreau » 01 Aug 2014, 12:35

Ethical sourcing of orgasms is the subject of recent Senate legislation for higher ed institutions. But that topic is really for another thread.
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Post by tr0g » 01 Aug 2014, 12:44

thoreau wrote:Ethical sourcing of orgasms is the subject of recent Senate legislation for higher ed institutions. But that topic is really for another thread.
Can't you just go buy them? Or is that not considered ethical?
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Post by Fin Fang Foom » 02 Aug 2014, 18:36

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Post by thoreau » 22 Aug 2014, 11:56

if the price is right, the schools are good and the property is otherwise immaculate, I can live with taking a dump and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time.
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Post by Jasper » 18 Sep 2014, 12:50

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Post by tr0g » 18 Sep 2014, 16:29

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Post by Mo » 18 Sep 2014, 16:47

With trog's new sig following thoreau's abandonment of the cereal toilet sig, there appears to be some sort of law of conservation-of-sig-lines-that-would-make-Mrs.-Mo-embarrassed-to-be-associated-with-my-name thing going on here.
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Post by Aresen » 29 Sep 2014, 20:08

This was a great one, but I had to make room for newer material.

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Post by Taktix® » 29 Sep 2014, 20:45

Aresen wrote:This was a great one, but I had to make room for newer material.

I wish God were alive to see this. Shem
That's great but, uhh... who's "trug"?
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Post by Aresen » 29 Sep 2014, 21:00

Taktix® wrote:
Aresen wrote:This was a great one, but I had to make room for newer material.

I wish God were alive to see this. Shem
That's great but, uhh... who's "trug"?
Good catch.

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Post by thoreau » 23 Oct 2014, 19:02

if you play dick hockey with controversy you better use a stunt cock or you're going to end up holding broken junk
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Post by thoreau » 14 Nov 2014, 21:20

Get back up on that cross, bud. Weigel needs his thirty pieces of silver.
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Post by Stevo Darkly » 05 Jan 2015, 14:18

I have to say that when I read a serious comment by thoreau, which is also typically thoughtful and reasonable and thought-provoking, and then at the end I read (as if it were a concluding thought) "so you get waffles" ... it tickles a special part of my brain. A part of my brain that is right next to the part that is tickled when someone adds "in bed" to the end of a fortune cookie message. Only slightly higher.
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Post by Andrew » 10 Jan 2015, 20:25

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Post by Ellie » 12 Jan 2015, 11:30

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Post by thoreau » 13 Jan 2015, 16:32

so you get waffles.

and then you spend three hours trying to use the waffles to climb to heaven and punch god right in the balls. and you can't, because that's a really stupid plan.
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Post by thoreau » 28 Jan 2015, 15:26

Prezi is a miracle worker. It makes me wish that someone made a fucking Powerpoint presentation instead.
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Post by lunchstealer » 28 Jan 2015, 17:01

We really need to launch a Kikstarter to buy rifles, flak jackets, and plane tickets for hawks who advocate a continuing American failure in Iraq.
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Post by nicole » 30 Jan 2015, 16:35

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Post by Dangerman » 23 Feb 2015, 11:34

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I can't even remember the context, but I'll miss little Windy and Yolo.

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Post by Timothy » 17 Mar 2015, 17:44

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