Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Colbert is (figuratively) killing Mooch, and Colbert's not even playing at full speed.
eta - the biggest (and somewhat surprising thing) is that Mooch has absolutely no sense of comic timing. And he's willing to be the butt of the joke. I think that's what ticked off Colbert more than anything and made Colbert not give Mooch any lifelines towards the second half of the interview.
eta2- He uses Game of Thrones references...poorly. You can't call yourself Arya Stark *and* then say "I'm like a Lannister, I pay my debts"
eta - the biggest (and somewhat surprising thing) is that Mooch has absolutely no sense of comic timing. And he's willing to be the butt of the joke. I think that's what ticked off Colbert more than anything and made Colbert not give Mooch any lifelines towards the second half of the interview.
eta2- He uses Game of Thrones references...poorly. You can't call yourself Arya Stark *and* then say "I'm like a Lannister, I pay my debts"
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Will Ralph Macchio play him in the biopic?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
I would take that as another crack in the Trump-Fundamentalist alliance.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
A crack or some spackle?
I was just thinking the only way the so called transgender ban spin *from the White House* makes sense is if theyre trying to increase network affinity with the Lib U & Nashville Statement types.
I was just thinking the only way the so called transgender ban spin *from the White House* makes sense is if theyre trying to increase network affinity with the Lib U & Nashville Statement types.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
No, I meant the Mooch speaking at Liberty. Regardless of what Trump or his henchmen may say, I doubt he likes the idea of ousted staff speaking at such places and events.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Can we put it and Verrit into a cage match?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Why would you want one of them to come out alive?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Who said anything about letting them out?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
I just got followed on Twitter by The Mooch.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
I expect regular updates.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
In case (that is, when) this gets deleted,
huh, til if you copy the text of a poll, you can see the current results without taking the pollScaramucciPost @ScaramucciPost 27m27 minutes ago
How many Jews were killed in the Holocaust?
Less than one million
Between 1-2 million
Between 2-3 million
More than 5 million
62 replies 14 retweets 10 likes
11%Less than one million
3%Between 1-2 million
6%Between 2-3 million
80%More than 5 million
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
i know this belongs in tasteless comments but what's the odds on him eating a gun in the next 18 months?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
None; if there's one person the Mooch truly loves, its the Mooch.
(plus, this scarmmucipost account is associated with him - i.e. it's not a parody - but I don't think he's the one posting on it)
(plus, this scarmmucipost account is associated with him - i.e. it's not a parody - but I don't think he's the one posting on it)
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Yeah, there are plenty of mental disorders for which suicide is a serious risk, but narcissistic personality disorder and antisocial personality disorder are not among them. "There are so few perfect faces in this world - why would I wanna damage mine?"
The only way he commits suicide is by cop.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Scaramoochie could indeed wind up in trouble with the cops, but he would try to talk his way out rather than go out in a blaze of glory. Even if they get him red-handed in some type of fraud or whatever, he'll be playing the martyr thing all the way to the slammer. "Hey, I'm just a guy, I'm not perfect, but what they got me for is not who I am and I'm going to prove it to the world!"
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
He's basically Sadam in the South Park Movie.
when you wake up as the queen of the n=1 kingdom and mount your steed non sequiturius, do you look out upon all you survey and think “damn, it feels good to be a green idea sleeping furiously?" - dhex
Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Because he's having buttsex with Satan?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
NTTAWWT. But it would explain a lot.
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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod
no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex
no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Alright. Now seriously. Why doesn't this guy have a show?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Some light reading for dhex.
Trump, the Blue-Collar President by Anthony Scaramucci
Trump, the Blue-Collar President by Anthony Scaramucci
TRUMP, THE BLUE-COLLAR PRESIDENT is the comeback story for America and Americans. Both Wall Street and Main Street are now thriving and will continue to do so under our current president and his economic policies. Scaramucci shares his insights and stories from his long-term relationship with President Trump.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
LONG LIVE THE NEW GUIDO
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
Listen, Mr. Scaramucci reminds me of one of my uncles, so I don't wanna hear nobody saying nothing bad about him. If you've got a problem with Mr. Trump, hey, that's cool. I mean, who doesn't? But if you've got a problem with Mr. Scaramucci, then you've got a problem with me. Capisce?
(And the same goes for Mr. Avenatti.)
(And the same goes for Mr. Avenatti.)
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