Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Kolohe · Post by **Kolohe** » 14 Aug 2017, 23:59

Colbert is (figuratively) killing Mooch, and Colbert's not even playing at full speed.

eta - the biggest (and somewhat surprising thing) is that Mooch has absolutely no sense of comic timing. And he's willing to be the butt of the joke. I think that's what ticked off Colbert more than anything and made Colbert not give Mooch any lifelines towards the second half of the interview.

eta2- He uses Game of Thrones references...poorly. You can't call yourself Arya Stark *and* then say "I'm like a Lannister, I pay my debts"

nicole · Post by **nicole** » 30 Aug 2017, 11:55

the innominate one · Post by **the innominate one** » 30 Aug 2017, 12:18

Will Ralph Macchio play him in the biopic?

D.A. Ridgely · Post by **D.A. Ridgely** » 30 Aug 2017, 13:04

I would take that as another crack in the Trump-Fundamentalist alliance.

Kolohe · Post by **Kolohe** » 30 Aug 2017, 13:11

A crack or some spackle?

I was just thinking the only way the so called transgender ban spin *from the White House* makes sense is if theyre trying to increase network affinity with the Lib U & Nashville Statement types.

D.A. Ridgely · Post by **D.A. Ridgely** » 30 Aug 2017, 14:15

No, I meant the Mooch speaking at Liberty. Regardless of what Trump or his henchmen may say, I doubt he likes the idea of ousted staff speaking at such places and events.

Mo · Post by Mo » 13 Sep 2017, 03:23

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Sandy · Post by **Sandy** » 13 Sep 2017, 10:07

Can we put it and Verrit into a cage match?

nicole · Post by **nicole** » 13 Sep 2017, 10:10

Sandy wrote: ↑
13 Sep 2017, 10:07
Can we put it and Verrit into a cage match?

Why would you want one of them to come out alive?

Sandy · Post by **Sandy** » 13 Sep 2017, 10:11

nicole wrote: ↑
13 Sep 2017, 10:10

Sandy wrote: ↑
13 Sep 2017, 10:07
Can we put it and Verrit into a cage match?
Why would you want one of them to come out alive?

Who said anything about letting them out?

Kolohe · Post by **Kolohe** » 04 Oct 2017, 13:35

I just got followed on Twitter by The Mooch.

Pham Nuwen · Post by **Pham Nuwen** » 04 Oct 2017, 13:49

Kolohe wrote: ↑
04 Oct 2017, 13:35
I just got followed on Twitter by The Mooch.

I expect regular updates.

Kolohe · Post by **Kolohe** » 17 Oct 2017, 08:04

In case (that is, when) this gets deleted,

ScaramucciPost‏ @ScaramucciPost 27m27 minutes ago

How many Jews were killed in the Holocaust?

Less than one million
Between 1-2 million
Between 2-3 million
More than 5 million

62 replies 14 retweets 10 likes

huh, til if you copy the text of a poll, you can see the current results without taking the poll
11%Less than one million
3%Between 1-2 million
6%Between 2-3 million
80%More than 5 million

dhex · Post by **dhex** » 17 Oct 2017, 08:17

i know this belongs in tasteless comments but what's the odds on him eating a gun in the next 18 months?

Kolohe · Post by **Kolohe** » 17 Oct 2017, 08:47

None; if there's one person the Mooch truly loves, its the Mooch.

(plus, this scarmmucipost account is associated with him - i.e. it's not a parody - but I don't think he's the one posting on it)

lunchstealer · Post by **lunchstealer** » 17 Oct 2017, 12:47

Kolohe wrote: ↑
17 Oct 2017, 08:47
None; if there's one person the Mooch truly loves, its the Mooch.

(plus, this scarmmucipost account is associated with him - i.e. it's not a parody - but I don't think he's the one posting on it)

Yeah, there are plenty of mental disorders for which suicide is a serious risk, but narcissistic personality disorder and antisocial personality disorder are not among them. "There are so few perfect faces in this world - why would I wanna damage mine?"

The only way he commits suicide is by cop.

thoreau · Post by **thoreau** » 17 Oct 2017, 13:38

Scaramoochie could indeed wind up in trouble with the cops, but he would try to talk his way out rather than go out in a blaze of glory. Even if they get him red-handed in some type of fraud or whatever, he'll be playing the martyr thing all the way to the slammer. "Hey, I'm just a guy, I'm not perfect, but what they got me for is not who I am and I'm going to prove it to the world!"

Kolohe · Post by **Kolohe** » 17 Oct 2017, 13:39

He's basically Sadam in the South Park Movie.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » 18 Oct 2017, 11:31

Kolohe wrote: ↑
17 Oct 2017, 13:39
He's basically Sadam in the South Park Movie.

Because he's having buttsex with Satan?

Kolohe · Post by **Kolohe** » 18 Oct 2017, 11:43

NTTAWWT. But it would explain a lot.

Mo · Post by Mo » 02 Jan 2018, 09:34

Great start to 2018.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/anthony-s ... s-him-back

Pham Nuwen · Post by **Pham Nuwen** » 02 Jan 2018, 15:15

Alright. Now seriously. Why doesn't this guy have a show?

Painboy · Post by **Painboy** » 23 Oct 2018, 20:05

Some light reading for dhex.

Trump, the Blue-Collar President by Anthony Scaramucci

TRUMP, THE BLUE-COLLAR PRESIDENT is the comeback story for America and Americans. Both Wall Street and Main Street are now thriving and will continue to do so under our current president and his economic policies. Scaramucci shares his insights and stories from his long-term relationship with President Trump.

dhex · Post by **dhex** » 23 Oct 2018, 20:48

LONG LIVE THE NEW GUIDO

thoreau · Post by **thoreau** » 23 Oct 2018, 20:54

Listen, Mr. Scaramucci reminds me of one of my uncles, so I don't wanna hear nobody saying nothing bad about him. If you've got a problem with Mr. Trump, hey, that's cool. I mean, who doesn't? But if you've got a problem with Mr. Scaramucci, then you've got a problem with me. Capisce?

(And the same goes for Mr. Avenatti.)

grylliade.org

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