Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by thoreau » 28 Jan 2019, 12:48

Mooch money, Mooch problems.

A Clockwork Mooch.

M.T., The Moochaterrestrial

Mooch Tap, America's loudest band
"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
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Post by thoreau » 28 Jan 2019, 12:57

Moochie Mooch couche avec moi, ces't soi?

"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
--Mo

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Post by Pham Nuwen » 28 Jan 2019, 14:18

NOOOOO!!! I AM MOOCHICUS!!!!!!
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Post by lunchstealer » 28 Jan 2019, 14:20

"I'm Moochie, and so's my wife!"
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 28 Jan 2019, 14:21

When you're down on your luck just remember that when one mooch closes another mooch opens.
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Post by lunchstealer » 28 Jan 2019, 14:23

You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your mooches together and blow.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 28 Jan 2019, 14:33

Some people without brains do an awful lot of mooching, don't you think?
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Post by Aresen » 28 Jan 2019, 16:47

The Mooch That Roared.

Starring Peter Sellout.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 28 Jan 2019, 18:55

Dr. Strangmooch: Or how I learned to shut up and love the mooch
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Post by Kolohe » 28 Jan 2019, 20:55

thoreau wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 00:15
Pham Nuwen wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 22:56
I wonder if you can integrate by mooches. That may be the thing holding back stringtheory!
Scaramucci is more about spaghetti theory than string theory. String theorists got it all wrong because they only considered strings of space-time rather than thin tubes of gluten.
This is more pastafarian metaphysics than actual Science! though, right?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Warren » 28 Jan 2019, 21:07

lunchstealer wrote:
28 Jan 2019, 12:40
thoreau wrote:
28 Jan 2019, 11:38
What about the M-O-U-S-es?

Mooches Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.
I've just sucked one mooch of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest — how do you feel?
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Post by Painboy » 28 Jan 2019, 23:22

I'm a little sad the Mooch will never know of this thread.

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Post by Pham Nuwen » 28 Jan 2019, 23:32

Mo is going to get them digits and mooch will know the glory that is this thread.
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Post by thoreau » 29 Jan 2019, 02:02

Mooch the form of the Destructor!
"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
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Post by lunchstealer » 29 Jan 2019, 02:06

Don't be fatuous, Moochie.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 29 Jan 2019, 10:01

I feel like the mooch has brought us closer together. Blessed be his mooch.
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Post by lunchstealer » 29 Jan 2019, 21:18

I kinda worry that The Mooch is getting too commercialized, though.
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Post by thoreau » 29 Jan 2019, 21:36

Ellie's favorite movie is Moochback Mountain.
"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
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Post by Ellie » 29 Jan 2019, 22:49

hashtag accurate
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 30 Jan 2019, 00:42

Ellie wrote:
29 Jan 2019, 22:49
hashtag accurate
But more accurate than the Moochcage? I think not.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 30 Jan 2019, 00:44

lunchstealer wrote:
29 Jan 2019, 21:18
I kinda worry that The Mooch is getting too commercialized, though.
Would you like to Moochisize your meal for 49 cents?
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Post by thoreau » 30 Jan 2019, 00:48

Mooch and Julio Down By The Schoolyard.
"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
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Post by Shem » 30 Jan 2019, 01:52

"How Green Was My Moochie."
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Post by thoreau » 30 Jan 2019, 02:16

Been spending most our lives mooching in a mooch's paradise.
"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
--Mo

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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 30 Jan 2019, 13:17

♫ Folks, here's a story 'bout Moochie the Minnow
He rode inside the president's limo
He thought a red-hot career he'd blaze
But Moochie only lasted eleven days

He got a job with a dope named Trumpy
He loved him and became his flunky
He took him down to Washington
And he showed him how to get his ass kicked around

Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi (hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi)
Whoa-a-a-a-ah (whoa-a-a-a-ah)
Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee (hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee)
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-y (he-e-e-e-e-e-e-y)

Poor Mooch
Poor Mooch
Poor... Mooch

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