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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Hugh Akston » 26 Jan 2019, 20:36

Warren wrote:
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A mooch-year is a unit of distance not time.
Spacetime is a inseparable four-dimensional continuum, so ultimately all of existence can be expressed in Mooches.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Warren » 26 Jan 2019, 20:38

Hugh Akston wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 20:36
Warren wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 20:30
A mooch-year is a unit of distance not time.
Spacetime is a inseparable four-dimensional continuum, so ultimately all of existence can be expressed in Mooches.
I mooch, therefore you are.
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Post by Kolohe » 26 Jan 2019, 21:25

"He's the Trunp associate that made the Mueller Run in less than 12 parmooches"
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 26 Jan 2019, 22:56

I wonder if you can integrate by mooches. That may be the thing holding back stringtheory!
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 26 Jan 2019, 22:57

"A Brief History of Mooches" by Dr. Steven Mooch
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 26 Jan 2019, 22:58

Warren wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 20:38
Hugh Akston wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 20:36
Warren wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 20:30
A mooch-year is a unit of distance not time.
Spacetime is a inseparable four-dimensional continuum, so ultimately all of existence can be expressed in Mooches.
I mooch, therefore you are.
"Stubs mooch*

I refute you thus, Warren!
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 26 Jan 2019, 22:59

A Clockwork Mooch

Live Long and Die Mooch

Leelu Dallas Multi Mooch

Good, bad, I'm the one with the mooch
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Post by Ellie » 26 Jan 2019, 23:15

Kafka's Metamoochphosis
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Post by thoreau » 27 Jan 2019, 00:15

Pham Nuwen wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 22:56
I wonder if you can integrate by mooches. That may be the thing holding back stringtheory!
Scaramucci is more about spaghetti theory than string theory. String theorists got it all wrong because they only considered strings of space-time rather than thin tubes of gluten.
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Post by Aresen » 27 Jan 2019, 00:16

Gone With the Mooch
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 27 Jan 2019, 00:55

Aresen wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 00:16
Gone With the Mooch
The Longest Mooch starring John Wayne
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 27 Jan 2019, 00:56

thoreau wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 00:15
Pham Nuwen wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 22:56
I wonder if you can integrate by mooches. That may be the thing holding back stringtheory!
Scaramucci is more about spaghetti theory than string theory. String theorists got it all wrong because they only considered strings of space-time rather than thin tubes of gluten.
Well youre one of those phyics types i hear about. I have to believe you are correct.
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Post by Mo » 27 Jan 2019, 09:18

7 Years a Mooch
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Post by Warren » 27 Jan 2019, 10:28

Mo wrote:
27 Jan 2019, 09:18
7 Years a Mooch
What is that? Like a quarter kilomooch?
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 27 Jan 2019, 13:42

A Mooch in the Sun
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Post by thoreau » 27 Jan 2019, 13:49

Pham Nuwen wrote:A Mooch in the Sun
Wasn't that a Violent Femmes song?
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Post by Jennifer » 27 Jan 2019, 19:41

The Mooch is a Harsh Mistress
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Post by lunchstealer » 28 Jan 2019, 00:10

The Loud and the Furious 3: Tokyo Mooch
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 28 Jan 2019, 09:25

Transmoochers 2: Revenge of the Mooches
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Post by Warren » 28 Jan 2019, 10:06

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Post by Shem » 28 Jan 2019, 10:23

The Trump, the Mooch, his wife, & her lover.
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Post by thoreau » 28 Jan 2019, 10:38

Big Brother Episode 1: The Phantom Mooch
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 28 Jan 2019, 11:26

As .... you ..... mooch ....
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Post by thoreau » 28 Jan 2019, 11:38

What about the M-O-U-S-es?

Mooches Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.
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Post by lunchstealer » 28 Jan 2019, 12:40

thoreau wrote:
28 Jan 2019, 11:38
What about the M-O-U-S-es?

Mooches Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.
I've just sucked one mooch of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest — how do you feel?
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