Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Aresen » 23 Oct 2018, 22:17

Painboy wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 20:05
Some light reading for dhex.

Trump, the Blue-Collar President by Anthony Scaramucci
TRUMP, THE BLUE-COLLAR PRESIDENT is the comeback story for America and Americans. Both Wall Street and Main Street are now thriving and will continue to do so under our current president and his economic policies. Scaramucci shares his insights and stories from his long-term relationship with President Trump.
This is especially odd to me, because I was just reading an Economist article today about "The Next Recession"

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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Ellie » 23 Oct 2018, 22:23

I did get a giggle out of the comments section on that:
Good video, but I was hoping this would be more about personal preparedness, not so institutional. Would love to hear some personal finance strategies next!
Advice save some money and not just in a bank. Greece only allowed something in the range of 20$ to be pulled out of accounts during their hard times. Second start a food storage. stuff you actually eat work up to 6 months of it.
Jeez, I was just looking for investment advice, not End Times advice.
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Post by lunchstealer » 24 Oct 2018, 00:21

I could hear more end times advice
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Post by Jennifer » 24 Oct 2018, 01:16

lunchstealer wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 00:21
I could hear more end times advice
I hear lamb's blood on the door is supposed to forestall the Angel of Death. But that's a little out of my price range these days, so when I buy ground beef I just sprinkle some of the juice out of the bottom of the styrofoam tray.
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Post by Shem » 24 Oct 2018, 01:17

My neighbor is stockpiling food and gold. I'm just stockpiling bullets.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by tr0g » 24 Oct 2018, 10:24

Shem wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 01:17
My neighbor is stockpiling food and gold. I'm just stockpiling bullets.
Most people that stockpile food and gold also stockpile bullets. Just sayin'.

You know who's weirdly into survival/end times prepping and tend to keep it low key? Mormons.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Mo » 24 Oct 2018, 10:27

Low key? Anyone who knows a bit about LDS knows they are required to have a year of food on hand.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Aresen » 24 Oct 2018, 10:27

tr0g wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 10:24
Shem wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 01:17
My neighbor is stockpiling food and gold. I'm just stockpiling bullets.
Most people that stockpile food and gold also stockpile bullets. Just sayin'.

You know who's weirdly into survival/end times prepping and tend to keep it low key? Mormons.
I had a couple of relatives who were Mormon (they later left). They had the whole "two years' food reserve in the house at all times" thing.

ETA: Mo has faster fingers.
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Post by Jasper » 24 Oct 2018, 11:54

I recently learned that one of my wife's colleagues and her husband, folks we're pretty friendly with outside her work, have gone prepper over the last several years. To the point where they both got their CCW permits, amassed a pretty decent assortment of firearms, train with them regularly, and are looking at "cabins" in Vermont & New Hampshire as a place to bug out to. The guy's brother already has a bug out spot set up in VT.

Now they've always leaned right, but I'd always considered them typical New England republicans of the Rockefeller sort. Good folks, raised two lovely daughters that are off to college now, solid neighbors, fun to hang out with, etc.

Nope. They're a little nuts.
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Post by tr0g » 25 Oct 2018, 11:37

There's a certain level of it that makes sense just because shit happens, especially when you live in places where natural disasters are frequent (hello, hurricanes!). But full-on TEOTWAWKI prepping is just apocalypse LARPing.
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Post by Aresen » 25 Oct 2018, 11:45

tr0g wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 11:37
There's a certain level of it that makes sense just because shit happens, especially when you live in places where natural disasters are frequent (hello, hurricanes!). But full-on TEOTWAWKI prepping is just apocalypse LARPing.
Living near the Cascadia fault, I probably should have an earthquake kit. But it's always been on the 'something I should get around to' list.
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Post by tr0g » 25 Oct 2018, 11:56

Yeah, living in one of the hurricane magnets means you have to give some thought to it.

I may actually replace my current portable generator with a dual fuel model that runs on gas or propane. I usually have anywhere from 2 to 4 propane cylinders full at any given moment that seems better than worrying about gas.
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Mo » 13 Jan 2019, 16:33

I’m not sure how I feel about his ascension to Big Brother.
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Post by dhex » 13 Jan 2019, 17:10

I am hopeful he'll spark joy.
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Post by Mo » 25 Jan 2019, 09:36

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Post by Kolohe » 25 Jan 2019, 11:36

internet confession - I watch that show, (as well as Survivor) and I was annoyed that some political twitter that I follow tweeted out that story when I was watching it Wednesday.
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Post by Mo » 25 Jan 2019, 17:38

A friend of mine knows Mooch and has his number and email. I am begging to meet him.
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Post by dhex » 25 Jan 2019, 19:59

Text him pictures of various pastas.
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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 25 Jan 2019, 22:32

He lasted only half a Standard Mooch? It's a new personal best!

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Post by Pham Nuwen » 26 Jan 2019, 11:26

11 days being 1 standard mooch?
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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 26 Jan 2019, 15:31

Pham Nuwen wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 11:26
11 days being 1 standard mooch?
Yep.

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Post by Mo » 26 Jan 2019, 17:43

10 days is a metric Mooch and 11 is the Imperial Mooch.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 26 Jan 2019, 17:49

Mo wrote:
26 Jan 2019, 17:43
10 days is a metric Mooch and 11 is the Imperial Mooch.
13 days being a bakers mooch. 6.023 × 10^23 being avogadros mooch. I think I got a handle on it now.
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Post by Ellie » 26 Jan 2019, 19:16

Is there a leap mooch every four years?
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Re: Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

Post by Warren » 26 Jan 2019, 20:30

A mooch-year is a unit of distance not time.
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